Hey guys, world guys ! if you wanna fuck jap girls, Hey, Yo, Go to Udagawa police box at shibuya, Yo !!
It’s serious, fucking serious, Yo. !
See this fucking picture ! the peson who give polite glorious salute is Jap ass hole police motherfucker officer in Udagawa police box at shibuya, Yo !! But, Hey, why you must go to police box, Ha ? for arrest ? No, Nvever ! Can you see the red neon sign, 角海老！This is the most famous whorehouse, called Soup land, HA ! It’s true ! No joke ! But…
But I tell you this police box is not the entrance of this whorehouse for Jap plice motherfucker honor’s fucking sake. But certainly, actually, this whorehouse is on the back of Udagawa police box or in the other words, Japanese police box is in front of fucking whorehouse.Hey, say gain, Japanese fucking whorehouse is authoritically on the back of Japanese police box ! One more time, fucking plice box is in front of authoriticious fucking whorehouse ! !
Yes, of course, it is completely illegal to fuck girls for payment even though here is Japan.. We call it “prostitute.” Police also know prostitution is illegal and the same police also completely know they can fuck Jap by money at there, fucking Japanese whore house, Soup land !
All every each Jap men know they can fuck if they pay money there. But nobody darely tell it. Jap Mass media don’t tell that. They are busy to tell fucking stupid jap about SMAP, the most popular stupid ass hole singer group, SMAP, what a death hell spell, SMAP, the meaning is, Listen, Yo, don’t laugh, Yo, please, the meaning of SMAP is Sports and Music assembled people !!
What’s the fuck !
this group is now the most popular entertainment group in Japan, the name is SMAP ! and No Jap mass media cannot say the truth about them ! If Mass media say bad thing of SMAP, SMAP decline that media. And that mass media will be declined all advertisement agency.
So Japanese fucking stupid mass media cannot say the truth of SMAP! And they are also very busy to tell about SMAP ass hole’s each behavior by using TV, News paper, and fucking Magazine Yo. This is Japanese society.
Hey fucking Gaijin, don’t ask us about foreign policy, political principal, religion or war crime, because we have no reason, no pliciy, no religion. and we have no true mass media. Why? Japan is the reason.
If you wanna fuck jap pussy, go mother fucker to Udagawa police box that is at the Sibuya, at the Tokyo which governed by Tokyo govener, Ishihara who was ero writer ! Yes, it’s true ! Tokyo is governed by fucking ero writher, the name is Ishihara. ! we are govenerned by fucking ero writer. the name is Ishihara. Tokyo stupid governer ass hole Jap !
If you wanna fuck jap pussy, go mother fucker to Udagawa police box. You cannot fuck Ishihara ass but at least you can fuck Jap pussy if you pay.
But don’t go to police box even if you cannot fuck..
because THIS IS regal. HA.
ATTENTION !!
I notice that I do serious mistake of wrong spelling regarding to “Soup land”. Soup Land is wrong. Correct word is “Soap land”. Certainly meaning is similar in other way, you know. but correct word is “Soap land”. I am sorry.
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Sounds like you’ve been to Soapland a few times. Sounds like you’ve had a few bad experiences w/Japanese police as well.
Are Japanese cops that bad? I was a cop here in the United States. Now I’m a lawyer. People say nasty shit about me, but I simply say fuck them. It’s a job.
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Yes, I sometime go to Soapland to fuck Jap pussy only few times but I got many bad experiences of Jap police. Sometime I do wrong, but certainly sometime I never wrong.
And tell the truth, I like police as a person. But as a police, …mmm
What does the sign “角海老” mean?
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t read whorehouse in japanese…
your site rules!
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I dont know. But the place to fuck Jap pussy by payment.
久しぶりですわｖ
Hahaha, today you めっちゃ爆発したはるなぁｗ
Fuck the Police, man. The police here in Kyoto are almost as bad as the pigs in Tokyo.
この前の土曜日、インフルエンザになって病院探してたら、交番に入って聞いてみたら「病院？知らんわ。そこらへん探せば？」って言われた？！ Fucking pig assholes.
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こんにちわ！ サクラさんのＷＥＡＰＯＮみたいに、ラップして見ました。ｗ
Ishoni ikimasu ka. watashi mo omeko shitai. Dekiru?
Great sites about Japan. It’s good to see a site that is able to criticize is country and culture objectively.
Can I conitnue about my Jap girl friend that quit Me just because she was not able to break her cultural prison (T_T)
And, yes I fuck mass media too. Even occidental ones because they suck big time, perhaps less than Japanese one which is enable to show the important problem of Japanese society. Japanese are blind as my girlfriend is. But love makes me blind too about her. Fuck, that ‘s what I wanna say too. And I wanna say to my ex-girlfriend I love you.
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Let’s fuck
What’s the normal rate to fuck Jap pussy in Tokyo? What’s the quality of such pussies? Where’s a good place to go?
In some European countries there are special areas where prostitution is legalized. I think this is Italy. Also, I heard Arizona or some western US state has allowed some legalization of it.
I think prostitutes there are treated better and it’s not as easy to get away with abusing them since they can go to the police without fear of getting arrested themselves.
So it seems in Japan people don’t try and pretend it doesn’t exist. I guess it’s officialy illegal but police turn a blind eye if it’s not rampant. Although, uneven enforcement might lend the police to being vulnerable to bribes by Yakuza or the like.
Ii basho wa anatano oshirino naka.
haaaaaaa, masa u are tooo silly and too funny. i like how u captured the officer saluting with honor and ur middle finger with dishonor.
some questions about smap..is smap that powerful? i know they have lots of tv shows and dramas. i listen to their music and i love takuya kimura. but will the media bow to them like that? seriously?
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It’s seriously true. or actually the boss of them have really great power to manage all stupid mass media. It is true. Our society is really governed by such stupid principle.
How old do you have to be and how expensive?
I really like how you attack SMAP; I fuckin’ hate them!
hahahaha HAHAHA hAHAHA – the police might need the extra money?
Isn’t there a whorehouse where one can go and fuck SMAP? I want to fuck the Johnnys SMAP-guys!!!
SMAP is a horrible band, godawful.
what can i say ? i love this site it has everything you need to know about japan ! i always thought japan was like a perfect country but than it really isn’t =D its just like any other who knew huh ? o ya are the girls in the whore house pretty ? are they whores that just want money for themself or college ?
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They just need money. Who do fuck with randam people willingly ?
In Chinese, that sign reads fish ocean old.
I hear Ishihara is fucking racist dumb fuckface mother fucker. He hate foreigners, he dont give them citizenship if foreigner study hard to be Japanese. But he give fucking seal named Tamachan Japanese citizenship! He congratulate Yasukuni shrine or whatever it is called. Some Korean or Chinese guy should suicide bomb that motherfucking place. because japanese is too weakminded to do the rightful thing like bombing the hell out of that fucking Shrine!
Jap police. I saw policemen run away from some fucker with a bat on TV. They ran away, unbrave cowardly police. But I hear one time they shot a thief, because they knew he was Korean! Jap work for Jap and nobody else but Jap, truly selfish.
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Not only korean and chiniese, but also jap are fucked by police and government. Dont hate Japan. Hate creat more hate. I heard that Jap also fucked in your countly.
I used to love the Indian restaurant about ten meters to the right of where you took that picture, on the corner next to a liquor store and on the fourth floor, called Raj Mahal. Great food.
I always wondered what was that red sign behind the koban…
hahah ya i know haha
you should come to Amsterdam, we’ve got these sort of things all over the place.
For The Sick Pope,
sorry but prostitution in Italy ids not legalized (sigh)
Try to go in Ungary on Poland 😉
Cops in Italy are more stupid and corrupt, however
Prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada in the U.S. They even test them for disease.
Masa, thought you’d enjoy this link:
http://images.google.com/images?q=middle+finger
It’s illigal in Poland linke in Italy but there are just more places where they look away 😉
It’s been legalized in Germany btw.
Just fyi, as far as I know both selling and buying sex is legal here in Norway. But pimping is illegal.
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Thank you for your interesting information.
smap, spam…. =)
our russian two old pop songsters are like spam too, these are: fucking stupid monkey Philip Kirkorov and his old fat stupid wife Alla Pugatcheva. Most of they music is European or American, and “original” stupidly text in Russian language. At 2004, on local tv press conference, journalist (woman) ask kirkorov, why he sing too many remixes, and he answer like “Do you know what you can speak with Star, whore, fuck away, i say gooooo awaaaaaay!!!!”, and etc. This episode was show at all news tv channels (but its not show at mtv, muz-tv, etc.). The court has sentenced he to the penalty 60 000 roubles only (2 000 euros). Fuck off!
How’s the pussy Mr. Masa? Is it tight?
In all of the japanese pornography I have seen, the girls almost always cry, what’s the deal with this? Are they being fucked or raped?
Nice site, by the way.
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Just a different expression of good feeling.
i just love your articles.
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Thank you
i like chinese girls
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Chiese and Japanese is different.
>> what’s the deal with this? Are they being fucked or raped?
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> Just a different expression of good feeling.
It’s just because stupid Jap guy’s twisted fantasy tend to kinda raping to innocent girls. So porn market just follow their fantasy for making more money.
I don’t cry when I have a great sex, however I’m Japanese. :p
I thought the crying was just a porn thing. Do real japanese girls cry when they have sex? And do they do it because that’s what they’ve seen in porn videos?
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Not only in video
Did you ever cry while laughing very hard? I do it often.Being very sad and very happy is exactly the same feeling but the context is different. so you can cry as well being very happy and cry being very sad. You can cry being raped and cry having very good sex.There are girls crying very fast and girls that barely cry. and some girls cry for attention. anyways- crying is a sign of emotion and I think you should pay attention to every single crying girl because it is- happy or sad or psycho(attention)- not a normal condition, but a over reaction.
soapland- I heard gaijin are not allowed to enter everywhere.
In Germany prostitution is legal- and prostitutes have a good image- through the media. Old prostitutes are like mothers for the young prostitutes. Though there are also a lot of Russian and Polish girls that come to work- like the Philippinas in Japan. They are cheaper and treated very bad.
masa, how about shooting some pornstars and prostitutes doing the all uniting smap star- we will get big publicity and responses for beating smap with their own weapons. Homeless also welcome. Japan would have to pay attention to all the hidden truths and smap would feel like they were the origins of a grand new cult for the good.hahaha! Honestly, it would be an explosion:-)If you can rule the streets you can rule the government:-) 御稽古ありがとうございました。I love you, masa!
Lucky for my my girlfriend doesn’t fit the sterotype japanese girl. She actually thinks for herself.. hurray. but she just went back to japan yesterday 🙁
anyway about that whole crying thing… my girlfriend did it the first few times but now it seems she still sounds like wimpering but leaning more towards moaning. I always get confused and as kimochi ? she always replies chyou kimochi!!!
(enough braging)
but as for that question before…do they let gaijins into the soap..whatever I forgot the name but you know what I mean. Great site!
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I dont understand why white or western boys worry about Jap bitches facial expression while fucking. What a timid ass hole! We jap guy never mind it, just concetrate on fucking. This is Jap man ! and if we didnt get atomic bomb, we can win WW2 because of this fucking concetration.
Dont care the facial expression during fucking ! just fuck it! Fuck you !!!!!!
Because we can be more concern about the pleasure of our partner than about our own pleasure. I don’t fuck my girl friend, I make love to her.
And other point, the more she is enjoying, the more she’ll be keen on doing it again and not just once a week.
For the Japanese girls that I know they have been forced to make love too often by their ex-boyfriends and so they have started to dislike sex and distrust men self control. Hopefully I helped them to reenjoy it. So, you can thank French gentlemen.
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I also admit French gentlemen’s hard working.
your all dirty as fu*k and we like you to wan* us all. i’ll cum on your face you dirty little sluts
Fucking is legal in Amsterdam (Holland) in the red light district.
http://www.worldsexguide.org/amsterdam_redlight.txt.html
Please do an article about how have sex in Japan, even prostitutes or not…
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I cannot understand why people want to know “how to”.
there are no special technique.
Just keep asking every female until you can find one who say OK.
it’s not joke. Quite serious.
When I am fucking I wear a smile like Stevie Wonder from ear to ear — Its fun pounding my lady and watching her eyeballs roll up into the back of her head — but I never see her cry, so Anyway, I’ll have to visit and drink SOUP out of the whores ass at Soap Land === yummy!
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I understand how you enjoy your fucking.
Is Bukkake and cumplay very popular in Japan?
Is it advertised openly in society?
I once read an article on the internet where a Japanese girl lived in an apartment in Tokyo with 5 other men and sustained herself
by eating nothing except the semen of these men every day for at least one or two weeks;
no food, only semen for two weeks!? Is this true?
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I dont know but certainly there are similar cases. actually and in video program.
Haha I stayed in a Capsule hotel like 30 metres down the road from that place. It was quite quiet except for all the goddam crows… those things are evil.
I thought this article might be about policemen getting laid in a police box.
Man my mind wanders.
Thank you so much Masa for speaking on Jap girl expressions. I felt guilty watching Jap porn and seeing the girls cry.
Now I want to make Jap girl cry. Just joking!
There was some talk about making “pay for sex” legal. I wish they would hurry the fuck up and make it legal. Who cares what people do with their body. If you don’t like, don’t do it, but let other people do what they want.
Jap girls are stupid and too timid! They act retarded.
i want to se a beautidul girls
I’ve lived in Japan for 18 years and I’ve never, ever had to pay for pussy, it’s too easy to get for free. SMAP’s music sucks ass but the individuals (Shingo, Kimutaku) are not all that bad. As for them controlling the police and all that – – don’t believe the hype — never happen. Although the rich and popular in Japan get away with MUCH more shit than your average joe.
smap eh…
well prostitution is legal here in new zealand, the law came into effect just last year. there are really strict rules about liscensing and stuff though. and you can’t advertise any kind of sex service (or tobacco as well actually).
keep up the good work masa!
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THANK YOU
prostitution is legal in in the holy city of the vatican….rome,italy….the cops are worse in texas so dont complain there is no regulaton
dude im only 13 and ive been offered pussy and i dont wanna get any 1 pregant and i seen a jap girl i was hangin out with her and she grabed my dick im like what the fuck r u doing
Hahaha, damn.. u’re really angry wit tha funckin police… hahaha, and u’re right, it’s ironic to see a fuckin police box office just right back the whorehouse. I think they must be VIP clients of that whorehouse.. hahaha
Here in China, most of the police and politicians are frecuently clients of “massage house” when it’s realy a whorehouse.
Yo Masamania, keep cool ur webpage.. nice!
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thank you. police must be shit in every country
Fuck, here in Cali the cops are the prostitutes, and usually fucking with everyone. Haa, well industrial and metal are my taste of music, yet I’ve never heard of SMAP. Sounds like, SMAP is really “smap” in the world today, and mass media should support genius in all forms of music and art. I hope you always keep masamania.com going and an eye for the sureal world.
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THank you
yo masa! thanks for this great article.
I gonna fuck the girls from Soap Land as soon as i go back to tokyo. Thanks for sharing the info 😀
fuck you masa \(^.^)/
my japanese girlfriend now says fuck after everyword because she has been around me so much. this place reminds me of her. thats all.
nice site.
How hard is it to get very young pussy there, preteen pussy? Thanks Don
Hey I got a nice girl first day in Osaka!
Now she coming to Sweden and visit me:-)
So She was (is) no prostitute,just wanna fuck for fun.
In Spain it’s the same, Police TORTURE people, are just bastards, they only fear the ETA (Vasque separatist) who execute them.
Fuck spanish police tortures.
Don’t ever go to Spain
I just want japanese pussy im still a virgin
Actually in New Zealand you can advertise a whorehouse as long as its not got any pictures… also u can find plenty of ads for tobacco in any porn mag… jap bitches do rock, i was in japan for only a couple of months to play soccer and got laid nearly every day… their fucking tight too. the police sure do suck shit, i had my share of problems with those fuckers. plus here in NZ they keep getting busted for drugs. some fuckin police huh?
What a bunch of bollocks
who let you idiots on the internet?
do you parents know you are surfing this late at night?
At least you aren’t governed by an Austrian bodybuilder/bad actor.
角海老 means Kadoebi, meaning “corner shrimp” (kana). It´s a soapland chain with many branches.
ニッポンPussy Rulez!
Just found your site, Masa!
こっこういいゾ！！
Do you like Guitar Wolf??
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I coordinated guitar wolf’s cinema, “Wild zero” and acting in that.
SoapLand…. I use to go their when I was in the US Navy! We use to get good and drunk and then Fuck those girls all nite. I forget the cost. It was cheaper than buying some bitch drinks all nite and not getting any pussy at the end of the nite.
Really?? You coordinated “Wild Zero”??
That movie is fucking great, man!
You acted? As who? A zombie??
I went drinking with Billy-san and friends a couple of times. Still can´t believe he`s dead…
He was such a fun guy! So crazy…
Do you also know Kishi-san??
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billy san said to me that he have only done what he want to do. so his life is fun. so do what you want to do.
Yeah, he surely had fun.
Hey, we all only live once!
Life´s too short to waste it.
Especially too short to waste it with Morning Fuck´n Musume and shit like that…
(.)
you japs are a bunch of fuck ups, real fucking losers. I am so glad the Americans killed your fore fathers in the nuclear blasts. I wish all you fucking nips would die like pigs
“simon storm”: Fuck off, you racist bigot idiot!
What the fuck are you saying about spain, fucker? what are you a fucking vasque terrorist? if you wanna have fun come to spain, you won’t regret it. Great place to have fun! Viva Espana!
Jap pussy smells bad, wouldn’t want to pay for it!!!
OH MAN,BACK IN THE EARLY 70’S I got me some sweet 12 year old jap pussy.first i lapped that young cunt for about half an hour then I shoved my dink in that young twat and fucked till I felt it in my toes and came long hard and deep.I swear I saw fireworks as I filled that preteen cunt up with my sperm,about a months worth.I have neve ever since had a cunt fuck feel like that did…motherfucker
Taz if i ever saw your FUCKING PEDO FACE id burn your sick little penis off and then have tied up and thrown to some hungry pigs….Burn in hell pedophille!
epulse: DIE ASSHOLE
WHATS THE BIGGIE? I screwed me some slant eye pussy too.it smells ,tastes and feels wondeful.heres a tip,look into her young eyes as your cumming her her mouth
empulse,your mother gulped loud as she swallowed all my fuckin sperm
スマップとかV6とかマジで糞で不細工だよ。流行の物、メディア、メインストリーム音楽すべて糞。すべて腐ったゴミに違いない。本当の音楽はアンダーグラウンドだ。革命！
In Mexico we say “chinos” (chinese) to everybody that look oriental, it doesn´t matter if they are japanese, korean, chinese, from thailand, Vietnam, or Puebla, Mexico… All they are “chinos”.
We also have a phrase “Todos los chinos son iguales” (All chinos look the same way).
When mexicans can´t read something, it doesn´t matter if chinese, japanese, jorean, russian, we say “esta en chino” (writen in chinese).
good luck “chinos”
yes indeedee! I can remember in NAM me an my buddies taking turns on a young gook girl.all our balls slapping across her young chin.lil sweetie had her mouth filled with love juice.I swear I fell in love with her.her slant eyed face was covered in love juice,baby batter,fuck paste ,man yogurt,ball sap,sperm worm germs,testical tapioca.I can still hear the sound of her swallowing my sperm.
I once got arrested in China for flirting with some hookers. Actually I was also translating and negotiating for an Israeli and Italian friend of mine. They took us back and basically shook us down for some cash and then let us go. I guess police agencies are pretty similar all across the world.
Fucked a jap girl a week ago, her pussy smelled like a stinky dead fish!! Fucking smelly japs.
Corpus martinez, we call you “beaners & wetbacks” here in the usa.
I’m glad prositution is legal in New Zealand…I was in Melbourne, Australia way back when…all the New Zealanders there were debating the best technique for fucking sheep. They NEED prostitution so they can fuck other people instead of animals.
As for Nevada…a new brothel will be opening up soon. Heidi Fleiss will work as a hostess and all the prostitutes will be men. The new brothel will be for women to use. The last I heard, they were taking applications.
hey anyone help how to get easily laid in japan..how to hookup..not necessarily whores.. how to pickup up girls..does that happen in japan..say what about kawasaki area…
Why you so motherfucking potty mouth?
Asian pussy is the best.
My girlfriend is japanese. I fuck the shit out of her, my dick BEATS that little pussy, and it stays extremely tight. Her cherry was thick and hard to pop, she cried like japanese porn the first time and I was even gentle.
Her pussy has no smell whatsoever and it tastes just like her mouth, sweet.
I highly recommend japanese pussy.
Her ass doesn’t look that great unless it’s bent over.
All you lucky…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i want a Japanese Girl too..!!!F*ckin Lucky you are!!!
Do Japanese bitches have lots of orgasms? It looks like they don’t if they are crying.
I’m only interested in making the other girl orgasm, the crying part would distract me a little, but I could do it.
I’m going to Japan next year in the summer. I will repopulate Japan’s declining birthrate with my gaijin chin-chin sword.
Damn, you guys are a bunch of idiots.
all you guys are fucking pigs!!!!! you should only fuck pussy or ur culture not other cultures,very much like me, im korean so i only fuck korean pussy.
fuck off
hello ,
i live in thailand in pattaya , and it s incredible here “the sex in pattaya is the gazoil in iraq ”
fuck pattaya
i want know the japan i m french if one ..guide see this message ..
thank you girls for you answers
yep, nothing like a whorehouse…. XD
I don’t know if anyone can tell but I’m a girl so I’m not interested in whore anything lol
…. my parents met at a police acedamy…. they are cops… my mom’s retired but this is in America
Saylor, there is are brothels in Nevada that have male prostitutes who cater to women (Korea had/has? a few ‘juicy boy’ clubs, too)-anything’s possible.
shawn, I guess I’ve really got it good…sticking to my own ethnic group would be easy-I’m a little of everything. I’d still be able to go after whatever guy I wanted. Too bad you limit yourself so much. No matter, though-I’m married, now. Thank goodness I didn’t have to worry about ‘Mr. Right’s’ ethnic background.
im think asian people most win more money and let it be the people of the occident
Great site about the true Japan. I doubt we will be seeing such truth at other sites like Wikipedia.
so..what the hell let’s all be like white boy’s and jap gurls and hook up lol
Masa i want to suck YOUR dick for free!
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Sorry but sucking my dick is not free.