Jap should shave ass hair like Moby for hygienics

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I think that Asian people is less hairy than Anglo-Saxon people and black people. But lots of Japanese guy and some of girls also still have thick hiary ass.
In our body parts, ass is the most dirty place in our body. So we should make ass more simple for cleaning. If ass have hair, it disturb the shit wiping because each ass hair is attached by shit.
And it is quite difficult to clear out the whole shit from each ass hair completely. Yes, we always abandoned to wipe off shit completely even Japanese empelor (maybe).
If you think of role of ass hair seriously, you will notice that ass hair is quite useless. Almost all Japanese people already wear pants to protect ass. So we need not hair for ass. We should shave ass hair.
Even if our skin color is yellow, or white or black or anything, judging from ass area, we become brown people without shaving.. We should shave ass hair like Moby’s head who is the most hip man in modern music business. At that time we really become hip in many meanings.
It make ass appearance more beautiful. I never mind to be called gay although I am heterosexual. I will keep shaving my ass hair.
fuck you, hairy ass.


  1. Well said. Bravo!
    =======================from MasaManiA
    Thank you always !

  2. Masa the man says:

    Hey! How did you shave the hair of your ass / ass hole? It’s pretty difficult, isn’t it?
    ==========================from MasaManiA
    Does your country have electlic shaver that can shave without hurting your skin ?

  3. Dannier says:

    My country has electric shaver too but it’s not as good as using wax. If you use an electric shaver your ass will itch like the armpits shaved with electric shaver, won’t it?
    I hate the hair of my ass too but it won’t shave it as long as I can’t find a better method.
    ===============================from MasaManiA
    Does your country have this type of razor ?
    You can shave your hair without cut your skin because special built in wire protect your skin even your skin surface is iregulally bulging. This razor is very famous in Japan especially amoung hairy guys.

  4. クリス says:

    Keep up good work!
    Can’t leave any stray ass hairs.
    Moby’s head is very bald.

  5. chronos says:

    hi masa, i really enjoy your site. some of your updates are really spectacular and funny, like the monk in the coffee shop, and the situation in the park. but most of all, i appreciate your updates on your ass shaving activities.

  6. Dutchy says:

    heh, I thought about shaving.
    But doesn’t it itch?
    And how often do you have to shave
    ==========================from MasaManiA
    It depend on your glowth of hair.

  7. Dollar Bill says:

    Hi Masa,
    I always thought that fart gas linger around my butt because the little particles of stink got caught in both my ass cheek hair and my ass crack hair. While it served as a good reserve to gross my friends, my lady saw no such advantage. Since I’m not French, I know that its important to be clean for my lady. I researched the issue of shaving ass hair and found the below article.
    Your friend in America,
    Dollar Bill
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
    Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can’t-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. “Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don’t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!” I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. “How many Indians could there be?” said by General Custer. “Looks like a good day for a drive!” by JFK. “There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!” by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
    Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
    As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: “It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.” Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair – ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
    Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
    Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
    ============================from MasaManiA
    Oh ! I have never noticed the function of ventilation performed by ass hair ! But lots of Jap’s fart is not so stinky because we eat much tofu.

  8. Adrian Bodi says:

    i’m thinking about who is that hairy ass from…

  9. fx says:

    best thing ever to write about !
    ass hair is serious !
    SAVE THE ASS HAIR ! it has a right to life 😉

  10. colombian drug lord says:

    what about baby wipes? it cleans your ass hair, leave you a fresh sensation and you don’t have to shave.
    Now if you like getting your salad tossed or a little play in your ass, i guess you have to shave your ass hair

  11. Philstert says:

    WHAT! Baby wipes work!? That sounds easy but would also look weird if I was in the store buying baby wipes.
    What are good waxing techniques to use?

  12. kaudio says:


  13. Keith says:

    I always take a shower after I poop. Always. If somebody wiped poop on your arm you wouldn’t just wipe it off with some paper, you would wash it with soap and water. That’s what I do when there is poop on my ass.

  14. Masa, dude, how did you convince someone to show his hairy ass for you to photograph?
    =========================from MasaManiA
    Simple. Just keep to ask somebody until you can find the person.

  15. Wogger says:

    Maybe someone does not know but….. If you shave off all that hair it will grow back twice as thick! By the way is that a mans butt or a woman’s?
    Butts may be bad but a lot of Japanese mouths smell really foul. Far worst than a toilet

  16. Blank says:

    Masamania, are you gay? If you’re gay, that would suck!
    =======================from MasaManiA

  17. ozan says:

    I shave my ass hair and don’t have any problems. I guess if you are fat, than there is a problem. Of course if you are fat, than you have many problems; psychological and physical.
    And in my country, we don’t use paper, but use water to wash our asses after shitting. It’s clean and healty.
    Europians suck in so many ways. So, and, I guess the Japs only use paper too… peh. disgusting.
    =======================from MasaManiA
    Of course we have water washer for ass hole. some toilet is eauiped that. But even if there are water washer, I still insist we should shave ass hair.

  18. Benvolio says:

    I never shaved my ass hair but one time I trimmed it with electric trimmers that I trim my pubic hair with and the stubble annoyingly itchy.
    =========================from MasaManiA
    Yes, that’s right. But endure it and then you will become not to care itchy. Your skin sensor adjust for the itcthy condition.

  19. onara says:

    Masa, I love you like a brother, but I disagree that ass hair has no function. Everybody on this thread needs to take an anthropology course. The evolutionary function of armpit hair, pussy hair, ball hair, and ass hair is to disperse the scent from our scent glands in order to mark our territory and attract mates.
    And if you know any Japanese girls with very hairy assholes, please send me their phone number.
    Fuck you, shaved ass!

  20. Joe Lebowski says:

    euh.. masa… after you shave ass-hair, don’t they grow up more longer and stronger ?
    ps : “Since I’m not French, I know that its important to be clean for my lady.”… americans and theirs prejudices… fuck you dollar-bill, fat ass Bush voter (yes it’s prejudice too…)
    =====================from MasaManiA
    Yes, but anyway keep to shave it.

  21. rolly says:

    Hear, hear.
    Now, Masa, if you can just convince Japanese girls to shave their pubic hair, then I’ll be in heaven. One girl broke up with me, because I asked her to shave. She became very angry, I don’t know why. The other girls all refused, too, except one.
    ========================from MasaManiA
    In Japan, shaving pussy is symbol of hooker. When Jap girls wear swim suit, the trim public hair, but never shave all pussy hair. I don’t know the reason. I think this is cultre.

  22. rolly says:

    The idea that “hair grows back coarser and stronger if you shave it” is an old wives’ tale. It’s not true at all. Unfortunately, many people, especially in Asia, still believe this.

  23. VanRotten says:

    Real men have hairy asses,if you shave it you’re GAY and it itches!

  24. The Expert says:

    I got myself trained to shit only in the morning after I wake up. Then I can wipe and take a shower right after. It works well.
    I am surprised by the large number of grown men who use the public washroom at my work. Why can’t you train your body to shit at home, once a day. It’s easily doable. I don’t wanna smell their shitty stink. Washrooms at work should only be for pissing. Why would you wanna take a shit in a public toilet anyway?

  25. Don Delarue says:

    I’ve fixed this problem few years ago.
    I went to my local ”hair eliminator” salon and removed all of them.
    No need to wipe anymore. I’m in heaven.

  26. I used to work for NOVA! says:

    Hi, I am an American girl who used to work at Nova in Tokyo. Yes, I was a hot teacher! I always wore sexy clothes to Nova and I shave my ass almost every day. If you want to know how to do it, you need a Gillette Mach 3 razor, because it is very thin and will fit in your ass. You need to hold your ass skin tight with one hand and shave with the other. This is not a joke! American women usually shave a lot. I have been shaving my ass for years, it’s easy with the Mach 3. Good luck!
    =========================from MasaManiA
    Yes, of course I know Gillette. It’s extremley fit our skin even the surface is iregular bumpy.

  27. masafan says:


  28. Briony says:

    Well said! There is nothing worse than people with hairy arses! Im from Australia, but I live in Japan. I disagree with you that Asians have less hair than white and black people. I go to onsen all the time, and Japanese women are realy hairy! I guess Waxing isnt very popular in Japan. Keep up the good work mate, you site rocks!!!!

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  30. Japanophile says:

    Fantastic post Masa. Finally a man who speaks the truth!! I have been shaving my ass and balls for the past 10 years. I do it once a week in the shower. I also convinced my Japanese wife to shave her pussy and ass and she has been doing it for the past 7 or so years. She shaves hers twice a week. She didn’t want to at first, but, now she is very happy that she does and would not have it any other way. We sometimes shave each other in the shower!
    To you guys and gals out there who have thought about it: Yes it is itchy at first and your balls and ass do get sweaty especially in the summer, but after you get used to it, it is not bad at all and you don’t even notice it. After the first 2 or 3 times you don’t even have an itch anymore. It’s also much easier to clean your ass after a healthy dump. Like NOVA teacher, I use a Gillette Mach 3 double edged razor and the wife uses a Lady Gillette. Try it, you’ll like it.
    Nothing like a tongue running up and down your hairless ass and balls. Also nothing like burying your face in a smooth , bald pussy! Drives my wife nuts.
    One note of caution though: Be careful when you fart as having an ass with no hair it is impossible to have a silent fart. I think the real purpose of ass hair is to mute the farts.

  31. Smoothstar says:

    shaved my ass a few times, hygene reasons but it seemed to have the effect of weakening my asshole. Farting was unpleasant as it felt like i was shitting in my pants and the smell seemed worse, this lasted a couple of weeks leading me to think of the “Samson/Delilah complex” cutting hair saps strength? On the plus side i felt more relaxed letting my girlfriend lick my star when it was shaved!
    =========from MasaManiA
    THank you for your confession.

  32. asassa says:

    i just shaved my ass because in google i typed “safe way of shaving ass” and i came across this site! ha ha ha. whose ass IS THAT!

  33. juicio says:

    The key is to not shave too close. I suggest a beard trimmer, that is ideal. You will get the best of both worlds if you cut close but not too close.
    I began to clean ass region for similar reason as some of you. It is nasty to imagine shit molecules stuck in hair. UGH! Plus I do not really want a hairy ass like a monkey.
    And if some man says your shaved ass make you gay then tell him to stop thinking about your ass!
    ============from MasaManiA
    You are my friend.

  34. doesn't amtter says:

    A word Of caution!! SHAVING YOUR ASS WILL ITCH LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! I’m really no joking. I shaved my ass last night and i really regret it.. not only does it burn like hell every time i walk/sit/lie it gets sweaty, sticks together and gets ittitated. When hair grows undisturbed, it starts out thick at the base and gets thinner. When you shave it, it stays thick and pointy where it was cut off. How long must i endure this!!!! ahhh!!!
    ============from MasaManiA
    God bless you

  35. Jason says:

    dont shave your ass…just wax it..it will fell smoother and the hairs will take longer to grow..

  36. mando says:


  37. mali says:

    ah. this is old I already did this before I read this thread. seriously its better to stay clean when you do it like that. and its more nice during sex. Some guys think its gay to do it. I do not see it that way.

  38. dude88 says:

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  39. Ingrid says:

    A stripper told me that if you put underarm deoderant on an area that you have just shaved it will not itch or develop razor bumps. I tried this on my bikini area, it works. Maybe it will work for an ass, too.

  40. Jack says:

    Okay so it’s out – asian women have the hairiest asses and it’s that dark straight hair. Don’t take offense readers but why do so many (white) American men MARRY asian chicks? Is it for the cooking skills? My buddy married one and they later divorced because she stole cash from him (and gave it to her brother and her girlfriends) even though he treated her like a princess. Feel free to leave responses, I did.

  41. shinobi says:

    i shaved my ass once and in the place i live is very hot in the summer… i mean VEERY HOT! like 110 degrees at the high. but nice in winter…
    and it was the summer and shaved ass… BAD IDEA
    im not fat or nothing but by ass cheeks rubbed together and my ass sweat a lot cause of the friction of smooth skin and when i got to my class i stunk like shiet i was so freakin embarrased i just said i farted and had gas…. for a freaking week almost…. i said this to my classmates for a week… i think they thought i was a dirty person or something but i just told them i had gas because of a food i ate.
    and my ass did itch a lot too but i kept shaving it and later it stopped sweating and itchy for some reason its so weird but i think if u keep shaving it ur ass will adapt or something like our body adapts to cold and hot if we change our house or change where we live.

  42. dave gill says:

    i love to shave may penis ball and ass i use a two bladed razer in the shower it feels good when all done. i shave every other day i love it smothe i feels good with silk thongs and g string on i sometimes wear womens panties too i also love jerking off with may nice clean shaved penis

  43. Christopher says:

    More anti-homosexual nonsense! What the HELL is wrong with you stupid people?? Homosexuality is a perfectly natural thing, and almost ALL animals on earth have homosexual relations! Humans especially are known to be rarely 100% hetero. I liked this site at first, till you idiots started putting homosexual people down. That’s wrong… I don’t think I’ll be able to come back here again sadly. Too bad we can’t get rid of all the bad people in the world, it would be so much better.

  44. REcycle says:

    Hey shaving you ass makes you life worse. For me I am a girl and had to wait untill it grew back to wax. Why I used to shave everything when I was like 14 and it makes it worse. Wax peolpe it hurts but it’s better then having to shave it shit..

  45. Alex says:

    Hairy ass is hot!

  46. Uncle Ante says:

    This is a very serious issue plaguing the world In USA we make poor people wash our asses but this not practical for the entire world. Perhaps will invent a machine to hold the nose of poor people so they don’t have to smell our ugly fat American asses. or maybe we watch more TV. eh?!

  47. guille says:

    It’s better to take a shit at work, that way you get pay for taking a shit.
    If i was suppose to shit before going to work, i would have to wake up 10 minutes earlier, therefore taking precious time from sleep.
    I always shit at work, at 10:30 every morning, i am seltrained for that and i rather use my companies time than mine for it.

  48. If you think you have a hairy ass well its nothing compared to this.

  49. kunoichi says:

    hello i shave ass and my ass is fine after doing this
    every once in while i shave from ass to clit, never triangle of pussy…feels cleaner. one day i shaved top of pussy so much..because of sports.. it seemed okay.. 1 day later STUBBLE, IT ITCH LIKE HELL, MESSAGE TO WOMAN: SO IRRITATING NEVER SHAVE PUSSY, ASS HAIR IS OK.
    that is all. thanks you masa for wonderful site. please marry me.

  50. bomberkid says:

    hey are we supposed to have asshairs? cause i dont

  51. Zuppenholler says:

    Look you people need help with ass shaving technology. I am very clever USA old person and I will now tell you what to do. First, stop worrying and calm down so your hand will not shake! Now roll up the rug and squat over a floor mirror between your legs. Use high powered spot lamp in a clamp placed so you can SEE!(very important). Spread your butt crack section by section and shave it dry with a razor already broken in. Do this gently and do not hurry. Over time you will get good at this as your brain grows the required ass shaving circuits. If your ass hair is long then first pre-cut with electric hair trimmer. If you have a hairy ass like a pomeranian dog go to a professional groomer first. If you have a big fat hairy ass then I am truly sorry for you and you may need to build strong arms. Further, you must learn that ass shaving does not make your ass clean and sweet. That can only be accomplished by douching your rectum and washing the external ass hole with soap and water. This requires proper equipment and should be done any time you wish but most certainly after shitting and before leaving the house for important meetings as you will gain a mysterious inscrutable air of confidence about your person. And, as for ass shaving, artfully trimmed ass hair can be quite attractive. Masa, thanks for bringing up this subject because most people are way too pussy to talk about it and smelly asses are for little kids who need more potty training. Oh and fuck you all too!!!

  52. jBrian in Texas says:

    MasaMan thankyou so much for exploring the truth about this so obvious yet ignored giant problem in Human Society. Nasty stinking ass is a problem much bigger than nuclear proliferation or environmental destruction. I can’t understand why so many people so afraid to talk about their nasty stinking ass and why? don’t they do something about it?? What good is it to save your ass if it is going to be nasty and stinking??? Look, the truth is that everybody wants everyone else to kiss their ass. Many conversations, as we know, end with the words “kiss my ass”! But how can one expect this when your ass is nasty and stinky? And how stupid will you look when someone goes to kiss your ass but they find a nasty stinking ass? How can they kiss that? How many times have you seen a girl or a guy and said to yourself “now that is a sweet ass” but later you realize their ass is probably just nasty and stinky? All intelligent people can easily see the truth of this. Nasty stinky asses are such a big problem here in America. Like our president George Bush. He wants everybody to kiss his ass and nobody will because his ass is nasty and stinky. I always wonder, how can you be a great leader when your ass is nasty and stinky? Or what good is it to be rich and famous and smart and wear expensive clothes and drive beautiful cars and live in fabulous homes when all the while your ass is nasty and stinky? I know that I am better than all of them together because my ass is clean and sweet. I wonder, do you think that in Jap Land this problem with asses is just the same as in America where I live? Maybe in France it is not so bad because they have the bidet. And how do they use their bidet anyway? I have seen these bidet and they are made with no seat – only COLD porcelain. Do they sit on that cold porcelain? or do they just squat? And what do they do with their pants or panties? How do you keep nasty ass water from splashing on your pants around your ankles while you balance over the ass spray? How stupid is that? And where is the soap? How do you wash nasty stinky greasy shit off your ass and asshole without soap and rubbing hard???? Hugh? And all this with cold water too? And yet who wants to try to do all this with a public bidet…. who knows who used it before you!!? And is it really enough to wash the outside of your ass? No! Intelligent people know that you must also wash up in the asshole too so that when people are hot for you they can put their tongue or finger or something else in your asshole and find nothing but sweet. Jap Land, and even in America, has many intelligent scientists who invent many wonderful things through their wonderful technologies so why won’t they invent an intelligent sanitary hands free ass cleaning and sweetening machine that works well in public places and at home? Why? Why? I think it is because they are stupid and afraid and ashamed to admit that their asses are nasty and stinky and they have done nothing about it! Shame. Shame. And shame on your parents for not telling you the truth. So shave your ass or not as you like but do not believe that just wiping your shaved ass will solve your nasty stinky ass problem. It will still be nasty and stinky! Use your intelligence like I do and find a way to wash the nasty and stinky off of your ass for the sake of humanity. I dream of one day in the future when there are no more nasty and stinky asses and we can all kiss each others ass. On that day we will truly have world wide peace and happiness and no need for nuclear weapons or destruction of the environment. Is that not the TRUTH???
    =============from MasaManiA
    But you konw, some person really love nasty ass or stinky arm pit

  53. Shaneabbas says:

    You guys are stupid! stop wiping you shit with paper and start washing with water! suckas!!!

  54. simran says:

    I m a 14 year girl from chandigarh I m fairer and hand some I had my maturation at 12 from age, 10 I have developed hair on my cheeks, legs and hands as well since my mom is a very hairy women I too have developed hair on my pussies which are growing very thicker which is long too, some 35 days ago my cousin who stays in Delhi traveled our house as we interacted in night we discussed so many things of our own as we are watching television there was a story in TV about hair on women’s body, after few minutes as everybody to their sleep my cousin came to my room and I told him about my thick pussy hair and cheeks hair ,after few minutes of discussion he fingered my cheeks to have a feel of the hair and he then fingered my pussy hair he was surprised so he told me to undress he was amazed to see my thick and long pussy hair as we immediately decided to shave the entire hair off as I have hair covering my both thighs as well so he went to his room to bring scissor and razor having three blades in it ,he asked me lay fully nude again he was surprised to see my underarm hair as well, he started cutting my long pussy hair to short trim style as I had never shaved before I was experiencing very new things after few minutes he shaved me clean I was amazed to see my black looking pussy looking brighter and pinkish ,my cousin visits our house in every 1.half months, I m very much impressed by his shaving technique. Mean while my cousin will come again in 15 days from now on and I too have hair growth so he will shave ,mean while my maternal sister has asked me shave her smooth I m afraid as I have not shaved before so pls guide me how to shave her clean,pls suggest.
    Simran narang

  55. AMERICA! says:

    You fucking forgein pieces of shit can suck a hairy asshole! You japs are so fucking stupid! I am so god damn glad we bombed your country! I wish you all would die you pieces of shit!~
    GO BUSH!
    Japs have small dicks!

  56. WORLD says:

    Here we have another COCK Sucking WAR fan.
    U fuckin idiot just get lost.

  57. front to back says:

    Just would like to know, do people wipe their ass from front to back or from the back to front?

  58. kaira says:

    why do people that are pro “America” post stupid fucking shit like what is above. I wish people like the guy that posted: “You fucking forgein pieces of shit can suck a hairy asshole! You japs are so fucking stupid! I am so god damn glad we bombed your country! I wish you all would die you pieces of shit!~
    GO BUSH!
    Japs have small dicks!
    would just fall of the planet. Because…wait..didn’t Japan bomb America too? Yeah they did…oh…anyways. Asshair needs to be shaved. It is horrible. I would not want a man that I had sex with to have ass hair.

  59. jacobfistbottom says:

    I must shave my hasshole to please my fisttop. Can anyone tell me, how to shave it?

  60. jncash says:

    Damn that was all the way down! — man you have some very good topics for discussion. And you cut to the chase — no bullshit.

  61. anti-america says:

    ahahahaha Americans wonder so much why so many people hate them, and this is why americans posting things like the person above. what an american
    i shaved my ass hair for the first time a few months ago now. i very much enjoyed the smooth felling and it was so much less worry when wiping. it took only 10% of the paper and so:
    ass hair shaving also has a hidden benefit which you have not mentioned…
    if you shave your ass hair you use less paper to wipe and therefore you are saving trees and forests!!!.
    anyway let me continue, i shaved my ass hair for the first time a few months ago and altho i enjoyed the smooth feeling to begin with, i also found that i had shaved too close, and that it was burning and stung right in the place where my ass starts down my back. i have not shaved since then with a razor.
    now two months on my ass hair has fully grown and is once again agitating me so i search on google a safe way to shave ass hair and i discover this website. i enjoy reading so much your post and everybodies comments.. i will tomorrow be investing in an electric beard trimmer and i hope that this will help me to rid my ass hair.
    thankyou for your great post Masamania
    now, another problem that i discovered is that i have not only a hairy ass, but a hairy cheeks and a hairy thighs and all down my legs. i am a very hairy person. when i shave my ass hair it leaves a bald patch which looks very odd against the rest of my hair.. so for all of you with hair all over your body if you want to avoid shaving your entire cheeks and thighs for a balanced look, make sure that you only shave the areas that are consealed within the crack of the ass and then you wont get any bald patch effect.
    American dream = Global Nightmare

  62. Not to worry...every country has morons in it. says:

    Sometimes, I wonder how many REALLY are American…
    I knew a girl who said she was a Satanist, said she had made sacrifices, cursed people, etc. Turns out she was a Baptist trying to make Satanists look bad.
    I know…don’t ask me-she was a total nut job.
    Actually, the 2 REAL Satanists I met at the same place were some of the nicest people I ever met…
    I suggest taking the ‘American’ posts with a grain of salt.

  63. MasaMania!
    I can live with my ass hair, so, for me it is not problem. I have never seen my ass hair, so I can imagine it doesn´t exist.
    Long live to the ass hair!!

  64. john says:

    I am so glad I’m not the only one. Just got through shaving my ass. Been doing it for over two years now. I’ve always wondered if I was the only oone smart enough or brave enough to do it.
    If you don’t like the cheeks rubbing or smell use baby powder! Really! I do. And when you shave the first few times, apply vitamin A and D cream. Keeps the rash and chafing down.

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