Benz riding Yakuza go to deep mountain for eating turtle

Almost all Jap know that turtle is good food for erection like a Viagra. But almost all Jap don’t eat it because it’s really grotesque and very expensive.
I was really regretted to join hot pot party when I see dead turtle with bottle of blood that my friend brought. He tell us with smile that that turtle is very fresh because it alive few hours ago. And he said happily “of course I bring turtle’s blood too that was squeezed from this dead turtle. Very fresh blood ! .
After ripping off carapace, he pick up lots of organs from turtle’s body and throw them into hot pot. This cooking need more brave heart than technique.
While cooking, he tells me his turtle story.

When he lost his way in deep mountain area, he found one simple sign board at the lonesome place, that just say “Turtle”.
It leads him to the shabby turtle shop, but some gorgeous Benz was parking.

In the shop, there are full of Yakuza who came to buy turtles. According to Shop master, most of his customers are Yakuza who drive all the way out here by Benz to get his turtles. Shop owner says that special people like Yakuza know turtle has special power!

Since this happening, my friend starts to go this secret turtle shop in Deep Mountain.
Even if I heard such story, my brain’s rational analysis still hesitates to eat turtle soup. But I already drank with beer and loose control.
I finally ate it and I was really surprised. It’s completely delicious!

There were much kind of turtle organs that shape and color is different. But every piece of turtle organs was incredibly good taste.
After eating up it, I soon sleep. And next morning, I waked up with strange feeling. As if turtle head is grow from my groin.
Turtle power is really great.


May 08, 2010 @ 03:13:49
masa, what age did you lose your virginity? can you tell how it happened?
May 10, 2010 @ 19:45:29
hi masa
May 11, 2010 @ 08:46:03
Masa, why you keep changing your site… for realz!
May 13, 2010 @ 01:28:36
respond to my comments masa
May 21, 2010 @ 09:37:31
It’s amazing only yakuza eats turtle. It is very popular in Chinese restaurants. It’s not cheap, but not insanely expansive here. And true It’s delicious and good for body.
Jun 10, 2010 @ 17:52:28
I really love to eat lots of different kinds of soup specially vegetable based soups.”:`
Jun 22, 2010 @ 22:57:21
masa is gay
Jul 14, 2010 @ 13:30:33
Wher are you Masa? were you killed by Yakuza? I miss to read you Masa
Aug 01, 2010 @ 18:09:48
i love all sorts of soup but my most favorite soup is none other chicken or beef soup.,’”
Aug 12, 2010 @ 17:46:25
Masa san, your blog is great, thats for write in english,my japanese is not very well and i live in argentina so i speak spanish XD
bye masa san
Sep 05, 2010 @ 23:08:46
masa u are back again!
or not? this post is from 2009
I have been following you for YEARS, since from your first website. I love your work!
Sep 08, 2010 @ 08:07:57
Hi Masa! I know you must be busy, but I do enjoy your social criticism and I really miss your blogs. Please come back!!
意地悪な人の言葉はきけないでください!!つつ’’けていただけないでしょうか?
Sep 28, 2010 @ 04:33:50
i alway love the taste of chicken soup as well as oyster soup”-.
Oct 04, 2010 @ 13:39:08
masa where are you? please return
Oct 07, 2010 @ 16:35:32
is this really Masa? I think its been four years since I read Masa’s blog. After few years, you are still in my mind.