Today I go to see Sumo battle.
Sumo is Japanese traditional martial arts. I don’t like to see the person who is agonizing, painful, bleeding, toutured. This is the reason I am not willing to pay tax. You will ask me what is the connection in two things. I don’t know. But I hunch this idea is proved in near future. And it justify my unwillingness to pay tax.
Anyway Sumo have no agonizing, painful bleeding or toutured scene. Because it is not real fight, but just a staged event or play. This is the reason lots of family come to see this event with relief. and this is also the reason Sumo become traditional boring entertainment.
Beforetime, Sumo was futured by fucking heavy fat fighter who seem very strong. Everybody were afraid of Sumo fighter because of their fattness. different with other martial arts, Sumo is more important to be fat than lots of mustle.
But now day, no sumo fighter is more heavier than American people. I think Japanese Sumo fighter should eat more supersize Macdnald.
Sorry, return to subject, I go to Sumo show. But you know I am poor middle class Jap, so I can buy only cheap ticket. This is the reason my sheet is fucking far from ring. And to make matter worse, big head old lady sit in front of me ! so I really enjoy seeing her hair style to my heart content. I cannot remember the result of Sumo fight but I can say how many hairs she has. and I cannot report any Sumo culture for you. thank you.
fuck you big dick head mother fucker biddy.
Comments
Ha ha… sorry you couldn’t enjoy sumo. I am a fat american, and I really enjoy reading your entries. You have been busy today. Please keep them coming!
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THank you.
HA! That lady DOES have a big head. She is indeed a dickhead mother fucker. Your photo is perfect.
Is a short finger a indication of a short penis?
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Why do you care about the length of my penis ? I am afraid of you.
Why not watch summo on TV? There was so much of it on in January as it was . . .
Hey, she’s in the cheap seats, too. You gotta relax. Go watch Kabuki.
Would you think beanbag could be a sumo? It’s my sisters fat friend 😀 She let me draw on her face.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/Hako-chan/misc/ohfuckinghell.jpg
Haha what do you think.
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Somo dont let any female enter the ring. This is because such tradition. So she need oparation on her organ and need to change gender to become Somo wrestler.
To bad old ugly people ruin your day next time cause a riot and throw stuff at those in your way but remember the song, “you fought the Law and the Law won!”
You should have sat on her head!
Excellent!
When’s the next Tokyo basho by the way?
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THank you. and I dont know.
Looks like the old lady is checking you out. See that Mona Lisa painting like smile on her face.That finger must be turning her on.
=( why u can’t seat to another place?
she s a sexy bird i would love to fuck her in the but propper hard :)sexy sumo love in dick head mother fucking bitch.
american are fat burger king country with lack of interesting culture. america have boring culture. but that is only my oppinion many people belive in other oppinion so we must share view and be informed.
What the Fuck.
I did a Google search on “fuck her face” and your blog was on the first page of results.
So did you fuck the big headed bitch’s face or not?
Enjoy your sumo. I bet it’s more realistic then then our WWE wrestling.
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We should fuck google.
*This* came up on “Google” . . . that is so surreal and crazy that I’m beginning to think that “Google” must be Japanese for “big-head sumo lady”.
Weshla classe!
oh, well
Masa, that’s not nice. ^_^ Come on.
Hey Masa your blog is reallly entertaining to me when I smoke medicinal herbs! I come here from Google looking for “fuck you dickhead mother fucker” and this was the *first* result! FUck corporate america fuck mcdonald’s and fuck that fuckin bitch with tha big head!
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Nice to meet you
“I fought the law and I won”…
Dead Kennedys (Give Me Convenience or Death)
I Fought The Law (And I Won)
Drinkin’ beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I needed sex and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
The law don’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends
That’s how this country’s run
Twinkies are the best friend I’ve ever had
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I blew George & Harvey’s brains out with my six-gun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
Gonna write my book and make a million
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I’m the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that’s fine
You can get away with murder if you’ve got a badge
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I am the law
So I won
Don’t worry, the band did not really like the KKK-they were being sacastic.
I must disagree with you point of view.No way are you middle-class.You are bordering on the “no-class”status.
And if your eyes were a bit wider, then you may then be able to see a bit more.
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THat’s right
Come on, Masa…
Another post kicked to the curb?…
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No, I am busy and no time to approve it. sorry
I’ll forgive ya…
😉
It was posted more for you than anyone else. Something to make ya smile.
Hey fuck you fat shit – you probably got a little dick and it that case they are called clits.
But, your mama would know all this.
he he
Mic,You sound so dumb,Are you an American?
Your post says nothing at all,And is seemingly pointless.Why bother?
Honestly, every country has idiots in it. Why does he have to be American to be an idiot? Enough with the stereotyping, already. Is intelligent conversation too much to ask for?
Ed,You you look at my post you will see I ASKED if he was an American.
If someone does a post, which is just profanity ,insults and no content,it will probably be written by an American.If they mention”your Mum”,You can guarantee the author is from the States.
No other nations peoples use such language to strangers.
Americans say ‘your Mom’, ‘yo’ Momma’, and a few other variations.
Brits say ‘Mum’.
One of the KATUSAs (Korean Augmentees to the US Army) in my unit told one of my fellow ‘GIs’ to ‘bugger off, yo’ momma’. You’d be suprised at how many ‘choice phrases’ I’ve heard come out ot the mouths of non-Americans. Sometimes they were even directed at strangers.
It may not be common, but it does happen.
In any case, stereotyping does get old…
All black people are theives, every white man is a member of the KKK, all Christians are fanatics who bomb abortion clinics, all French men are gay, all women with short hair are dykes, all Asian men have itty bitty dicks, all Muslims are trying to convert the entire world by force…get over this bullshit. Some people fit the stereotypes, some don’t. Quit generalizing, quit assuming. It’s never ALL.
The world is not black and white, it’s really all just shades of gray.
Why is this such a difficult concept to understand?
Where does it say that “All Americans” are like this,I just said that Mic probably was…….And he probably is.
Where do you think that the KATUSA picked up that slogan from? Considering that he/she was working in close proximity with Americans.
Black people are more likely to end up in jail than nonblacks(proportionatly).Asians are generally smaller than caucasians.Whites are exclusively to the KKK.The hairstyle of lesbians is generally short.And its a Muslims duty to convert infideles to Islam.
Im am not saying ALL are like this or there are any rules,But this is the general consensus of the population,Whether you like or exept it,or not
because its trendy to hate americans
So you think that the only reason that someone could dislike Americans is because they are “following a trend”?
Dont you think its possible that someone could dislike Americans for other reasons than following a trend?
Anyway ,I do not dislike Americans,I dislike rude, ignorant people what ever their country is.
J understands…but why follow like sheep when you could lead?
I do not follow anyone and have no desire to lead anyone else.Im not really bothered by what anyone else thinks or does.
That’s actually a good third possibility. I may disagree on some subjects with you, but you ‘passed the test’ in my book. You think for yourself. That’s all too rare, in my opinion.
Here’s a question for you, though (I’m surprised no one caught this yet). ‘Bugger off’ is a British expression. How would a KATUSA pick up that part of the phrase around Americans and Koreans only? *A little extra for the story, here: he picked up ‘yo’ momma’ before he ever wore an Army uniform (ROK Army, included).
“Bugger off” was said in English so he must of picked it up from an English speaker……But you are best off asking him where he picked it up,rather than asking me.
But there is a difference in the way you speak to friends and acquaintances and leaving messages on message boards.To say what mic said in conversation is bearable,But to leave it on a message board is truely moronic.
P.S I really dont care ,whether you feel I have “passed the test” or not.So you may as well keep those thoughts to yourself in future 😉
I already know where he got it from…watching TV and movies. The point is, people don’t pick up foreign slang just from conversations with the people around them.
I don’t disagree that mic is a moron.
I am not worried whether you care; I’m just putting the information out there. Bantering with you will likely be more interesting than dealing with stone’s pathetic ‘sense of humor’. That’s all. People who think for themselves tend to be more intelligent.
What country are you from, anyway?
masa. as always, your site is great. rock on. its cool you know super mario. recently, i have been watching the sumo in tokyo, it reminded me of this classic pic. you should return to watch it again. your pictures would be interesting. you might try a different way to get better seats…’bribe’. it has worked for, but maybe the sumo stable masters are nice to me because i am a strange foreigner that likes sumo. anyway, i always wanted to know-why some sumo fighter doesnt play アメリカン フートバール??
White meat: Im from London in England.
Hmm, I’ve never been there…I’ve heard London is interesting place, though.
I’m from New Mexico-it’s part of the US, so English is the main language, but the culture, architecture, and food are all more like something from south of the border.
I’ve love to continue to post on a somewhat regular basis here, but I must wait about a month. I’m going to be in school for the next month.
lol,this site is hilarious,this jap dudes ignorance in english is hilareous and funny. Not to mention his honesty
“I must disagree with you point of view.No way are you middle-class.You are bordering on the “no-class”status.
And if your eyes were a bit wider, then you may then be able to see a bit more.
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THat’s right”
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from here, commenter’s quote.
hi that pic remember me, when i was in soccer game i try to see the game but a fudking fat guy dont let me see after of half hour i talk with the fat guy and he start a fight with me and when the police stop us, i was kick form the stadium,
so i wanna say fuck i hate all kind the stadiums so i will wach all kinds of sport in my house
hi that pic remember me, when i was in soccer game i try to see the game but a fudking fat guy dont let me see after of half hour i talk with the fat guy and he start a fight with me and when the police stop us, i was kick form the stadium,
so i wanna say fuck i hate all kind the stadiums so i will wach all kinds of sport in my house
hi that pic remember me, when i was in soccer game i try to see the game but a fudking fat guy dont let me see after of half hour i talk with the fat guy and he start a fight with me and when the police stop us, i was kick form the stadium,
so i wanna say fuck i hate all kind the stadiums so i will wach all kinds of sport in my house
Hey you live in Japan, so why didn’t you invent an invention, like the ‘chindogu’, something like:
“the worlds first-see-over-the-old-lady’s-head-cheap-seat-sumo- watching device”
you wear it like goggles and it has binoculars and 2 mirrors (from a motorbike). You will never miss the action again!
No need to thank me.
btw: omae wa mu shinderu!!
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You are seriously influenced by anime.
yea, so I did a search on google for ” fuck you google” and here I am….it must be fate…go figure.
I did a search for “fuck you in the head”
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I did a search at google for FUCK YOU GOOGLE YOU SUCK ASS and your page came up.
I haven’t a clue what the bloody hell this page is about, or why anyone would waste their valuable, short time on earth at a sumo match. I sure as hell wouldn’t! I’d rather waste my time on stupid shit like this comment. Of course, I am european so you’ve got to expect that.
You Three Frogs Blow,and what the hells this,
in the top of you HEAD, We will blow his GOD DAMN foot off?
thats a female?
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I dont know even that is human
would you help me tell “fuck you bitch” in korean?
I want to clarify that AMERICA its not just United States!
american people can be canadian, mexican, colombian…etc.
its like to say that korean people are the same as japanese… how irritating, isnt it?
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Im sorry, i was said it before time from other person. i will be careful
can i ask the cheat of philippine urdr or ragna
What the???????????????????????
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i want to say fuck you to google because he close my fucking google adsense account after accumlating 435 $ legally just becaue i had a previous account that i was making some invalid click on it so FUCK YOU GOOOOOOOGLE
Hey bono. Don’t be a homo.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
I did a search for “fuck you google” too and now here i am watching y’all say fuck a million times over – how grown up i feel… and how grown up you must all be… and what’s with the fucking her face..? did YOU fuck her face..? he obviously didn’t he was too busy watching fat men in diapers slap each other.
sit your mother f*cker seat. and watch that shit dude. or go out. i indeed like u. may be you catch some japanise girls for a flash ha??? we are waiting for ur that japanise photos. 😀 go and get tiger.
I also found this site via Google. I love it! Your pictures are really entertaining, but your descriptions are awesome!
Whew; why is it everyone immediately becomes combative, insulting, and childish when they are on the Internet? It seems the anonymity brings out the lame and immature, a bit like Hurricane Katrina gave everyone carte blanche to loot, murder, and be lawless. Or perhaps it is the atmosphere of ignorance and selective blindness fostered by our current administation.
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this was a fucking funny post and i read it aloud to my workmates and they all pissed themselves laughing, thankyou. =D
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lol. i did a search for “mother fucker” … hilarious shit
I was pissed at google for giving me shitty results on a search about environmental factors in domestic marketing so I decided to say “fuck you google” in the search and this crappy blog is what I get? I repeat: fuck you google you fucking fuck.
what kind o fucking shit is this google is so fucking full of theis cockmuching dick sucking bitch faced crap. What the FUCK IS GOING? what is this fucking website 4?
i think your penis must not be very large. i also think that you have a vagina that smells like a ripe avacado…but covered in the semen of a 6 year old mule.
i hate to fuck with someone, sex is pervert thing,i m asexual to match ,i can hate womans and fagets, personally i dont like sex but in my policy i try to hide my asexuality,i hate sex,i dont like to do that but sex is strong of me in this world ,if i m told somebody i like sex i lie him or her,take my fucker@hotmail.com, im not gone give my real email,because im not sexist
what, i m wroting you i i dont like sex,maybe you dont care why i dont like sex,you must know,they are peole who are asexual
well …. niki rly doesnt wasnt to blow her own dick bt she thinks tht she is the best lesie to have sex wit in the world ! ! x x ! ! franky is well sxc bt she is bisexsual i love sex its fucking good shit i love guys and girls threesomes are the ebst if ur interesting call me on …. 01932830315 i love all u mother fuckers u are fucking hott and sexy and i wana fuk u hard in the ass thank u and sleep tight knowin im comin to rape u hard in the ass thanks and i love ur pussy too
019?!?
Throw that old brick away and get yourself a real phone and phone number. You’re going to rape someone hard in the ass? Ha! The phone company is raping you in the ass with some 40 grit ‘lube’, and they don’t even look close to done.
Fuck you Fucking American Fuckers, you are nothing, but some big bullshit.
Pride FC owns Sumo
that was some other kind of shit
fat sumo man dig my nose……
This is for all people who live in the “Americas” but who don’t live in the US. The ter American refers to people who live in the United States. I don’t care if you also technically live in the Americas. We own the term “America” and “American”. We stole it and we own it. If you don’t like it kill yourself. It’s ours, allll ours. Ours, ours, ours. Go invent your own term if you don’t like it because we are not going to change for you. We are a big fat rich hillbilly mongrel country and we don’t give a shit what you think. Go jerk off why don’t ya.
“fuckity fuck fuck”
Say this three times with a smile on your face and use enthusiasm.You should feel better. If you do not feel better, you did not use enough enthusiasm, you fucker.
If doesn’t help at all for you, you are beyond my help, so just fuck you, you fucking fuck.
P.S. MasaManiA….. Fucking beautiful pic of the sumo match & fuck I typed “Fuck you” and you were on the second page! Also, the first fucking site that I actually liked! Fuck, keep up the fucking good work!
haha your so funny laugh laugh haha dick . old lady smells yuck. did she excrete gas much?