Today I go to nice restaurantr to drink with my friend. Going to drink with intimatefrind is fun. If friend pay for me, it’s more fun ! But this friend is not such kind of friend. So I didnt expect much fun. I anticipate normal fun. But, he give me extreme fun ! To protect his human right, I hide his eyes. 人権保護の観点から目線を入れています。
At first, we enjoy nice foods, and tasteful sake. And at that time i noticed that he sometime swell out his mouth. Hey ! are you OK ? you seem to nealy vomit ! are you sick ? do you need medicine ?
Oh, Masa, you need not worry. seem to vomit ? fuck you, don’t joke me.
Every foods and drink is in my belly. How come them to be through up from my mouth ? hahaha
And he start to drink again. Now I know I should had made him to stop to drink at that time. He continue to drink sake.
and then, he seem to lost bit his balance. and his blood seem to run away from his face. 
Sudenly he lean back. Does he sneeze or something ??
Why he start to laugh ? no, not laugh, he is in agony.
OH, why he try to blow kiss ? But he look into space. What’s hapen, are you OK ?
Oh my shit !
Call ambulance ! Are there any doctor ?
Oh, my friend ! you are in time of trial ! What’s a tragidy !
But he start to dance in restaurant. He is enjoying his drunk situation now !
so we are kicked off from nice restaurant angry maneger ! I make him to sit on the bench.
But anyway he is getting high
.
His tongue seem another creature. His tongue move hardly.
And he seem to start to die.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He piss to vending macine mightly. nobody can stop him.
He start to try to take off his cloth. ……………
But he cannot take off his cloth !!! because, he forget how to take off his cloth. Yes, he is extreme drunker !
And we can get to house. he fall down on the floor. and give me finger !
and he sudenly scream.
and he finaly die.
he die.
To tell the truth, he is still living in Tokyo. he is drinking somewhere in Tokyo today again. I believe he is extreme drunker.
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Masa, your friend is a funny drunk. It sounds like a fun time! I like sake!
Holy shit. Your friend was fucking wasted. Did he piss his pants too?
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Piecture tell you.
U should see the people in Poland. Heh. We don’t have any big party without people like your ‘friend’. It’s sad, but true…. All the people in the world are the same…. i think.
いよう きんぞー
こりゃすげーな
必須のmiddle fingerつきｗ
よかった。
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どうもどうも。どう考えても佐倉さんは日本人にしか思えないんですけどw
しかも、lolじゃなくてちゃんとwを使ってるし・・・lol
Man, you’re pal got heavily wasted. Happens often in Finland too.
Btw Masa, me and a couple of other friends have put our votes for you in the Asian blog contest.
Go for the win!
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Thank you for your help !
You’r great Masa. I love you’r picture stories. This was the one i was cracking up the most on i think. You’r friend is hard core.
How you manage not to faint from his smelly breath?
(Especially the last pic)
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I think I also too drunk to smell his breath.
that guy has the most digusting booger-filled nose i’ve ever seen. ewwwwwwww
good fun you probably had that night 🙂
ilike to go out with extreme drunker too, so i can have fun looking at them because i dont drink.
m00b is teh n00b
don’t drink and drive
masa. it is now 3:26 am in singapore and my mother is banging my door asking me to shut up.
I laughed too much after reading, i mean watching this post. She thinks I’ve gone nuts and its all your fault! Holy cow. I’m gonna vote for u at the Asia Blog Awards!!
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THank you for your help
“and he suddenly scream” – ROFL!
Yup, that cinches it, MasaManiA gets my vote:
http://pub2.bravenet.com/vote/vote.php?usernum=131619791&cpv=2
Sorry, Mr. Masa, it is disgusting.
But maybe it is disgusting because the truth is disgusting?
The truth has many faces, and one of them has your friend’s apearence. :-/
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Please understand that he never do performance for me. THis is his quite nomal activity when he go to drink. No acting. And he have no memory from few scene later. Yes, this is really truth.
and please understand this also that I must tell you the truth wheather it is agry or disgusting, because I am mania of truth, MasaManiA.
HAHAHA that is so fucking awesome 😀 I wanna go out drinking with people to see them go drunk~ (I don’t drink though) maybe I will take a camera with me too
he could be an actor for some kind of japanese sex movies
Wow….
*amazed*
Anyone notice the reaction of the waitress in the background when he first starts throwing up. I’d say that had to be Tucker Max Drunk.
damn, won’t your friend get offended?
i just had my dinner man.
great stuff.
I know whenever my friends start throwing up violently, I take pictures rather than help.
Good story, really had me laughing.
That happens to all my Japanese friends when they start drinking. My theory is Japanese cant hold thier booze. But then again this is an Irishman talking…
Are you serious? that was so weak. Anyone of you come to the good old U S of A, and we’ll show you how to pick ’em up, and set ’em down.
I bet you sneaked a peek at his pecker when he passed out huh?
I thought you Higas like that kinda stuff.
loool
it’s to funny when I imagine the scene… your friend is about to die, and you stay in front of him and continue to take pictures… lol
great pics (again) masa ^^
It appears that drinking out of a square box causes extreme dizziness and a sense of heightened anti-social behavior, also a loosening of bladder functions followed by sinus congestion. Perhaps using a round glass would help.
hell yeah drink that shit. i like to drink one-cup ozeki like a homeless person
What should I say? Welcome to Sweden 😉
Everybody is like that here. Not everybody, half of the population doesnt even make it home after. 😀
Woh! Pretty guy!
and I’ll bet you bums were drinking ginjo sake too. tsk, tsk . . .
lol!!!! =))))))))
but…. i can’t have friend like you =) your photos are very cruelty thing for he!
I’ve been that Drunk befor
urgh why does this seem so familliar?
haha Masa that last picture is so disgusting! you can see what’s in his nose..he obviously doesn’t pick his nose very often!!
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He is my friend
where I live it is not legal to smoke in the resturaunt or bar!
this post reminds me of two bums I saw outside of a liquor store
in my city this past winter
one was trying to eat a frozen stiff dead rat that he had found, and he offered it to me for a bite and I said no thank you, why dont you give some to your friend?
and his friend took off his hat just as the bum eating the dead frozen rat proceeded to throw up puke into the hat, then his friend took out of his pocket a plastic spork (half spoon/fork)
and started to eat the steaming puke out of his hat!
I said, what are you doing!
he said that is what I was waiting for, a nice warm meal!
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What’s a gross !
Great stuff Masa! I almost threw up with laughter!
すごい取った写真まさ様！まさ様の友達は毎日そうですか。
がんばって！
C
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THank you
i think thats dried up puke in his nose. Sake would make anyone puke. Americans beer is 4%.
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THis is the reason Japanese can attack America at WW2
i’m about to throw up right now… could you please post such kind of fotos in a smaller dimension?!
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I am sorry
Hoooooooooooooooooly Shit!
That reminds me of one or another night in my life, but.. LOL xD He looks like he had his fun.
(this honestly makes me think about to stop drinking ..)
Well, I’m mostly Irish… this guy doesn’t seem so unusual. Just another guy who was more than three sheets to the wind. He’s kinda cute I imagine if he werent’ snogger-assed drunk and pissed on himself. We all have a bad night now and then, right? My type of guy really. I bet he’s fun in daylight anyway…I would like to try him out. He looks like an interesting date! At least he wouldn’t be boring!
Wow! Fuck1ng beautiful. The table with all the stuff just swimming in vomit. Pure carange. Makes me think of my youth days.
THE ONLY PROBLEM OF THIS GENTLEMAN IS THAT HE DON’T HAVE A DRINK CULTURE LIKE ME WHEN I DRINK SO MUCHO AND I SEE FOUR AND IS TWO FOR EXAMPLE I SAY IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TODAY AND LEAVE THE ALCOHOL OR I GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR INVOCATE GUAJARDO (MY VOMIT) AND FEEL BETTER ^O^.. BUT THIS MEN ARE VERY JUICE… AND THE PIS WHEN I DON’T STAY IN A HOUSE WITH MY FRIEND AND DRINK FOR SOME PLACE DARKNESS I GO TO THREES AND MAKE PI ^^…WELL IS MORE DIFICULT FOR ME BECAUSE IM A GIRL ^^
WOW, your friend rules, masamania, he is very crazy.
I would like to go and drink with him and then go to a crazy punk concert like the one of our other post and make a riot.
This website rules… It would be nice if you put like a guide of basic things of how to survive in Japan. I want to go to live to Japan someday so, it could be very useful. AHh and if you can read spanish, read my blogg http://gentecorriente.blogspot.com
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