If you go to Tokyo street , you can easily find lots of crime even though Tokyo is one of the most safty city in the world if we don ‘ t have US army base.
What kind of crime can you see on Tokyo street ? for example, illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution or illegal handbill distribution etc.
You will say ?EIt ‘ s not so big problem. It ‘ s not so serious crime. You shold thank to such safety situation rather than condemning such tiny crime. ?E
The reason I ‘ m irritated is that these kind of crimer commit their crime with understanding they commit crime completely. meanwhile I (sometime) commite crime without noticing that I commit crime or accidencially happen to commit offenseless crime. and do you know what Japanese police do ? Po lice arrest me. Police arrest not confident clever crimer but unlucky poor people. I insist that arresting poor unlucky people (like me) is also crime ! Hey, Police, You, Go to jail, police, fuck you, police, Mother fucker !!!
Anyway this picture is also one of bold clever crimer. They get lots of profit by illegal hadbill distribution. The confident crime company ‘ s name is ?ERecruit ?Ethat become famous by big bribery scandal with politician beforetime.
Lots of illegal handbill distributor is very moderate. But this one is fucking bold. See this fucking kindergarten-style costume. They deserve to crime only by this derisive outfit. Tokyo is so fucking crowded that we must share the remain small Tokyo street space coyly each other.
But this fucking motherfucker ass hole stupid costume handbill distributor try to brea k in more more crowded place for their effective distribution to get much more profit for their more selfish high salary. They have no virtue of modesty.
Hey fucking costumed distribution crimer ! next time, wear more staffed costume. Because I will keep kicking your ass until death for punishment.
As a journalist, I actually ask the Recruit company ‘ s PR section directly at March 28, 2005. Following the conversation (but real conversation was Japan eses language but this is based on the real conversation, of course)
Masa: do you know your company ‘ s handbill distribution is illegal ?
PR: Of course. so we get permission. Our company ‘ s policy is ?Efollow the law ! ?E
Masa: It ‘ s great. I apriciate. So do you know what the law your company is violating by handbilling distribution.
PR: mmm … ..
Masa: why you can say ?Ewe are following the law ?Ewithout knowing that you don ‘ t know the law.
PR: tell the truth, handbill distribution is not our job, it ‘ s out-sourcing.
Masa: I see. But where is the responsibility of these handbill distribution ?
PR: our company, Recruit is. We are supervisor. So if you give me time to check, we can know everything what happen..
Masa: it ‘ s great. But you know why I call you today.
PR: mmm ……
Masa: I called you last week, and you say, ?Ewe will check until next Monday, please call to us next Monday. ?E
PR: mmm … ..
Masa: rather, I think that it is not meaning of supervising as a responsible role if you don ‘ t know about law or what ‘ s happen without asking each time.
PR: mmm … .
And I can know later that some handbill distributor have not gotten permission to do it. They were actually violating law. Yes, they certainly viorating law with knowing that they are violating law.
Big company ‘ s employee know what their job title, what their role and what they should do. But they nev er do what they should do. They just read a line. They just play the part, but they don ‘ t understand what they are playing like a Arnold Shuwaltznegger ‘ s acting. This is Japan ese big company ass hole. And you know they get high salary. They make use of illegal activity, and get for their own profit, beg profit. And still then, they pretend to be inocense, rather justice mind company !
I am really iritated by stupid looking clever crimer. So I express my fucking truly maniac attitude by sticking MasaManiA sticker.
following is MasaManiA stickers used in this picture.
after sticking MasaMania Sticker, this crimer seem to be bit truth. Yes, now in Japan, truth is prevailing.
And Japanese capitalistic mass media nev er speak ill of big company because they are afraid of declined advertising revenue from such big company that is the major income source of their high salary. I have no merit to pint out such things.I must be stupid. But I know I certainly mania of the truth, MasaManiA.
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masa, angry as you are, you are a god.
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Please dont worship me. I’m a just a mania
Great article!
Hey masa – what I’d like to know is where you can get some of those masa mania stickers. Send some this way and i’ll stick them to all the hand bill distributers here i australia!
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thank you for your help. now out of stock.
he cannot speak but he use handbil to voice opinion! but still he seem pained by unvoiced desires! yes he voice company desires but never self desires! are you think this masa?
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it is difficult saying for my english ability
masa, why do I have only two of those stickers? GIVE ME MORE!I’ll sticker whole tokyo for you illegally!Choose my costume…
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Thank you for your help
masa, i say next time kick one of them in the stomach and take photos of it (:
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You are dare
if you got some of those stickers sent here in sg i would paste em up around town.
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You are friend. thank you
Pictures of you kicking the clever crimer’s ass would’ve been quite entertaining. However, I know that you practice martial art only in self-defense. Still would’ve been funny.
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It’s defense to prevent from prevailing crime.
This is fucking hilarious!, you are the man, Masa!
Oh,, and I would love to get a hold of some stickers to paste them around here.
Cheers, sir.
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THank you.
HEAD SEEKER NEVER ANSWER
november 19
you accepted my Idea!
I suggested to you that head seeker would be good advertising space! (I was only joking, of course)
but this is Brilliant! Pure genius!
fuck this bill distributor! and the corporation that he represents!
good job masamania! I applaud you!
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thank you
Good job, Masa. You showed that stupid bill distributor.
How can I get a MasaMania sticker or shirt? I would very much like to show them off in Canada. I’m a devoted MasaMania fan. =)
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THank you, please wiat.
Wait, I don’t get it, what law is he breaking?
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Japan prohibit to give handbill on the street for any business or religion or politica activity without permition.
For what purpose did he collect money?
Masa, come to Korea and *see* the illegal advertising and banners all over the place. We get these loan-shark gangsters and internet service providers like Hanaro and Thrunet taping and hanging their trash everywhere. These people hire old, sneaky women to sneak through the neighborhood and put this junk up. The result is Korea looks like a real shit pile all because no legislators do anything about it. How is that for loving ones country!? Hell, I have more respect than them for their own country even but I guess money is their grubby god.
Fucking junk-o-philes . . .
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Yes, fucking capitalist.
I think it is lucky that you didn’t try to kick the hot pepper’s ass, because he has a bodyguard.
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In case, I kick bodygurd’s body too.
P.S.
Masa, I loved the stickers too. You could sell them on T-shirts. Just don’t stick them up around here or I will kick your ass.
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Dont kick me please
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!!!
This is one of your best articles, Masa! You really did a great job – it’s both fun and serious (gambatte!).
The stickers you should sell..
That mascot thing walking around, it’s damn ugly!
I like your bracelet on the first picture!
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THank you
Hey Masa 3 ! How do you think these poor Chiba girls will find easy jobs doing whatever to whoever if they can t find the man in the silly costume showing them the way to Vuitton Bag Salvation Hu ? You dig ?
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I dont know
Man, I hate this guys….but also I can realize it, they just need money…
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yes
i think you can become rich if you sell stickers and t-shirts through your website, masa. then you can enjoy hostess clubs everynight and take reports of them too!!!
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Good idea. thank you
Great article Masa, handbill sucks! At least people dont take them and drop on the floor which litter the street. Your stickers are awsome. You have light touch to place that sticker perfectly!
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THank you
Hey Masa, when I was in Japan I noticed that a lot of KAWAII girls pass out handbills. How can I get a date with those kinds of girls? Please make a new article about this.
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i willl try
So when will stickers and shirts be available to North America? I will buy many.
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THank you, i will
Don’t be angry with little crimer, be angry with big crimer company boss.
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Thnak you for your adivice
When you say handbill do you mean flyers(advertisements on paper)? If you do mean flyers, why is it illegal to hand out flyers in Japan?
I don’t see why handing out flyers is a bad thing.
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Ask government
That costume looks a like dildo…. Nice article… How do u say fuck in japanese?
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No correct translation. because fuck have too many meanings.
Oh snap! ^___^ You got the last laugh. Well done.
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Hey dude you don’t go around fucking innocent people like that… may be u will find your future girlfriend inside hahaha (*^_^*)
Masa, I want a sticker AND a tee shirt! My Honda would look so cool with a MasaManiA sticker! Sell them on your site to subsidize your efforts…maybe then you will become a big capitalist fuck for the truth?
hehehehe…Rock ON!
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I am ready now. thank you
ive never posted before..but i just want to know where to get those stickers! this site is great and never cease to surprisee and amuse me. cant wait for the next articles ^__^
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THank you. I’m ready for now.
MASAMANIA I love you! Will you send me some stickers I want to put them all over Brooklyn New York City.
If you need me to pay w/ Paypal I can do that too.
Lillet
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THank you
Hey Masa you shouldn’t point your finger at the poor person who is probably sweating & cursing inside that stupid costume,just wanting to earn some $ to pay his bills.
Usually i agree with your thinking but you wrong this time.
Point your finger at his fucking manager or agency boss and take a photograph and i will respect you.
That was great, let me know when your stickers are available, I will definetly post them all over california and the marukai markets.
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THank you
Are these the ones who collect signatures from people to be used for whatever illegal activity? They are really annoying and deserve a Masa Sticker on their back! Let me help you Masa! Where can I apply?
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Now i am readying. thank you
Wow! I was reading this and I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants, man!
This is the most 面白ぁEblog I’ve seen on the whole of the internet; I’ll definitely be back, mang.
Peace.
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THank you !
drive on baby. kepp it going!
What was he/she advertising?
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His company
handbills/flyers=litter=pollution
can you send me some stickers?
I will send you some dirt from america for payment/trade if you like
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Interetsing trade
You fucking rock.
Masa, you are one angry, angry man. I suggest relaxing deep breathing exercises and hot tea.
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what kind of religion you are ?
When did you take those pics?
It could be recent since i saw people wearing t-shirt and shorts.
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some is recent, some is old.
hey MasaMania,
check this link about the history of the word “fuck”?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck
大?E
you rule! please sell your stickers so i can put them everywhere in my city. i think the t-shirt idea is good too.
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THank you.
That costume is very cute. It is almost hypnotic. Maybe if you wear cute costumes the police won’t arrest you?
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No, costume is scarely. so police run away
and your sense of cute is also scarely
Seven a.m. morning, came to take us away,
Little men, big guns, pointed at our heads,
Seven a.m. morning, came to take us away,
Little men, big guns, pointed at our heads,
At our, at our heads.
Your prospect of living gone,
You ran the light at dawn,
Protectors on your back,
Lights are on their track.
You must now face authority,
You’re nothing like me,
You must now face authority,
You’re nothing like me.
Put you hands up, get out of the car,
Put you hands up, get out of the car,
Put you hands up, get out of the car.
F**k you pig,
F**k you pig,
F**k you pig,
F**k you pig,
Put you hands up, get out of the car.
here is full link for lyrics
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/SYSTEM-OF-A-DOWN/Mr-Jack.html
it is a song from system of a down
i don’t want to plagiarize them
まささめE I am a Japanese language student in New York. I am learning Japanese to fuck Japanese women. All I know is Hiragana, some Katakana, and how to speak politely (-masu form). Japanese women laugh at -masu form and call me “おたぁE. I’m not sad as I just tell them “Fuck You” and go get Japanese prostitute. Japanese culture is as fucked as American… if not more. I love your site!!! Your photos make me happy and sad. New York is very much like Japan. E-mail me the graphic for the stickers and I will make stickers and send photographs to you of them all over New York!!!
sweet japanese pussy
you must fuck it
and you must fuck it good
Hey Masa, I would like to help you improve your English (even though it’s fine as it is).
Instead of “crimer” you should say “criminal”.
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thank you very much. please correct me.
This is the best site on the internet. I never get tired of your work. The middle-finger pictures are my favorite. Thanks so much for all your hard journalistic endeavors 🙂
Suggestion:
Could you make a link button to your site. We need a masamania fan club and button to show appreciation.
By “button” I mean something like this with your masamania graphic:
http://home.arcor.de/kuuki/words/lcodes.html
Take care!
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THank you
freedom of speach!!!! fuck you!!!
correct yourself!
Hey Masa,
Excellent job on your webpage! An off topic question: What are your thoughts about Japan’s idea to rewrite some of the history books that’s used in their schools? I’ve been seeing a lot of protests and fights happening all over the Asian Country over this event. I’m just curious about an resident’s point of view of this. Thank you! and keep up the good work!
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Dont worry. No Jap study.
Lol, oh man that was funny! I swear if I ever get the chance to finaly visit Japan I’m going to use you’re site as my ONLY guide to Japanese culture and how to get around in it.
With luck doing this will probably get me kick out forever.
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IT’s good
did i really just clock in as the 77777 visitor to this site? what the truth in tokyo, masa sama?
AYECARUMBA! You are blardy fyuckin Funny dude!!!
Will be reading more..
I link u soon k..
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THank you
that’s the way man
fucking stickers for all them
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Yes
hello ,,,what’s that?!
look like a @#$@#$
il et tro cool se site bravo
hey i hate that kind of costume the must be illegal lol
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Yes
The stickers is a nice touch, you are doing something really important I think, you are showing thoose things that needs a change, instead of covering it up like the massmedia system.
I would love to do what you are doing.
-massmedia is crime
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Thank you
when i get depressed i just come to this site and read your news and it gets me happy again.thanks.
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My pleasure
Mansa you should have tackled that guy and beat the shit out of him and photographed it. that would have been funny.Or did you and not post them because you are afraid of the police?
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it must be more looking like cheap comedy. or the person who should be beten up is not the bottom man.
I was surprised to see lots of graffiti (writing on the walls and concrete) in Japan. Does the government care about so much graffiti? Do they try and clean it up?
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What can government do for that ? Graffiti painter is wiser than government ass hole.
this first comment so my apologies. me like site. me think you revolutionary like me. Me very glad u make your vision come true. capitalist is truest bum.me make movies in japan later mee hope. my ideas and imagination only accepted there. me promise put masamania in atleast one movie. look at future for Joe.
Umm, me want cookie? lol! What’s the name of the movie? I need to know so I can avoid it.
42? You truly are other face slapper. insults! hmm u miss out on movie if avoid. But Joe forgives because sesame street allusion is sign of fish monger…..
Great article,very entertaining,the way you express your comment is like you are angry at the same time very funny.
This website was the biggest waste of time, you cant even speak proper english! So please remove this shity site from the web and take the some english classes you retarded fucking GoOk
Well, the advertising companies actually have the corporate sponsors by the balls, because if one sponsor is awry they can always give extra air time to their competition. Your theory, in that regard, is false and driven by uninformed angst. By the way, what is a handbill? And why is it illegal to distribute it?
Gook was a derogatory term used during Vietnam to describe the Vietnamese, and for those who thought all Asians looked alike, anyone who looked Asian.
Something I learned in Korea…
Hanguel (Korean) for a Korean…Hanguk
Hanguel for an American…Meeguk (it may not be accurate as far as the romanized spelling, but this is more about the pronounciation)
So, technically, Koreans and Americans BOTH could be considered ‘gooks’.
How about that for irony?
Masa, open an account on cafepress.com and start selling stickers! That way the whole world will be full of advertising and you will become rich.