Archive for June, 2005

Japanese blue joy and irritated naked man !

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

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June 8, 2005, Japan defeat North Korea ! and got the ticket to attend World cup Soccer Germany 2006.( If this is not soccer match, the country that make nuclear bomb would decrease). This match was unusal match. FIFA ordered Japan & North Korea to play its World Cup qualifying match in an empty stadium in Bangkok, as punishment for crowd trouble by North Korea earlier this year.
North Korea is very dangerous country. Sometime North Korea fire missile to Japan without notice, or take Jap away to make them North Korean’s spy’s teacher. But Japanese government still give lots of money to North Korea to support them. So lots of Japanese have been frustrated. “Why do we must help North Korea that attack Japan ?”
So it must be big trouble if North Korea and Japan fight with Fan in Stadium. and noble people and mass media and government emphasised that we shuld not care about political matter, it’s just a sports. and we, nomal people dont care about such people’s voice. we just seem to enjoy soccer match.
and we win ! and Japan was colored by blue at the moment. Because Japanese team’s uniform is blue ? Yes, and you konw, Japanese police’s uniform is also blue.
Even we congraturate sports team wining, our joy is blue.
Warning: Dont miss the fucking exiting fan’s and naked man’s victory dance movie! Movie link is bottom but if the traffic become heavy, i maybe shut it down because my server is poor speck.

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Decorer, process of cheerful decoration fasion trend

Monday, June 20th, 2005

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This fasion style called “Decorer ?E(mean of decorator. In Japan , it is very popular English usage to attach the suffix, ?Eer ?Eto any words to mean the person who do something.. for example, the person who wear ?Eshanel called ?Eshaneler ?E)”.
In the past, this style was called ?Eshinorer ?Ebecause Japan ese talent, ?ETomoe Shinohara ?Ewear like this. After that, this fasion trend disappear at onece. But recently this fasion start to rampant again as ?EDecorer ?E.
At first, their way of decoration is very slight, subtlety and casually. But now their decoration technique go to extreme. Yes, they are really decorer !
Click the picture and enjoy the m changing process of cheerful decoration way!!!!
P.S
Sorry for my bad explanation.
Begin of this kind of fasion is not Tomoe Shinohara.
Now days, they are no relation with Tomoe Shinohara.
They have no relation with J-rock band.

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Cool performing in the cool people, Yes, Jap is cool really

Friday, June 10th, 2005

abandoned_performer01.jpgHe got angry to me and shout. “I never do my performance until lots of audience come together. Why must I do performance only for you ? Performance need lots of audience.”
When I found out him, he just keep standing with loud 1920′s techno music even though he must be cool performer. I cannot help waiting for the starting of his performance. This is the reason I ask him to start his performance as soon as possible. and then, he angrily answer like upword sentence.
and he start to glare at me with scaring face. I steped out cowordlly. and waiting for his performance starting.

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Japan you can know through TV

Friday, June 10th, 2005

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My friend, Mariko has a tattoo sported by French on her back. When I had dinner with her, suddenly she said she must go back home. At that time, I didn’t know the reason why she said such thing..
Because of my boring talk ? or she try to run away without paying dinner ? or because of my bad breath ? lots of pessimic idea came up in my mind. I asked her nervously. Why you must go back home suddenly ?
She said, “Oh, I have forgotten about arrangement of French TV program. French TV will feature Japan and they come to shoot Japan. So I must do some arrangement as soon as possible because French TV crew come to Japan this week end. And I must finish to arrange it before their coming. E
“But why they are so tight schedule ?  EI asked. And she said “At first, they have enough time for arrangement of shooting.. they intended to shoot Sumo. And they thought they can shoot it easily because they are famous TV station. In addition that, French president, Chirac is fanatic fan of Sumo. Why Sumo association decline French TV shooting ? E
But Sumo association decline or they must buy the shooted film from Japanese TV station. Because only one Japanese broadcasting company, NHK have the right to broad cast “Sumo E And the film price is fucking expesivee. French TV negociate patiently. But they abandoned to feature Sumo. So now they try to feature the atomic bomb, and Hiroshima and Nagasaki, atomic bomb city. EYou know atomic bomb victim cannot decline French TV offer because they are already dead.
How can you know the real Japan in such mass media system ? Japan that you know through TV is only completely arranged, admitted, scheduled, pretended, surface, expensive clean Japan. But you know, we have other side like your country.
If you want to know the Japan that is not seen at any other media, come to see the MasaManiA.
Fuck you.

Yatai tell you Jap think logicaly but not act logically

Friday, June 10th, 2005

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Yatai is tempolally street stall that open at only festival time. and it’s very famous fact that Yatai is managed by Yakuza, and Yatai is very unreasonably expensive, and Yatai food is very bad taste.
If you have Japan ese friends, ask them. ?EDo you know Yatai is managed by Yakuza ? and they say, Yes. Do you know Yatai is very expensive ? and they say Yes. Do you know Yatai food is very bad taste ? and they say, Yes.
After that ask them again, Do you want to help Yakuza ‘ s funds source ? and they say NO. and Do you want to do unreasonably expensive shopping ? and they say, Never ! and Do you want to eat bad taste food ? and they say ?EPlease don ‘ t ask me such stupid question ?E
After that, go to Japan ese festival with them. There are lots of Yatai. And see what happen. The same person start to shop at Yatai.
Nomal people must not shop at Yatai. But most Japanese people love to shop at Yatai. Japan ese people must be not nomal.
You should not think seriously about Japan ese people ‘ s saying. We can think logically but we cannot act logically.
But shopping at Yatai is fun ! It ‘ s beyond the reason. I think following pictures tell you the reason why Japanese people act unlogically at Yatai !

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Funny man never make me funny at last

Friday, June 10th, 2005

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He is funny ,man. Why he is funny ? Because he say he is funny man. You want to know how funny he is. But I must tell you not-funny story.
He was always there. Almost all people dont pay attention to him. Because he seem to be homeless.
Boad says that “I have misterious pure mind and voice and toungue. So I can lure you into funny mood. If I’m given LITTLE money by you, you maybe can make funny memory. The man who bring funny thing to this town is Me. Yes, I am Funny man.”

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Street musician need strong vision as a musician in stead of sunglass

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

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Musician have poor memory. If you go to classic orchestral concert, you notice that all orchestral members cannot play without score. Even cymbal player who klap it only few times seem not to be able to memorise score.
I cannot understand why classic orchestral musician cannot memorise their score nev er the less their music have been played million times from classic era. They must be realy poor memory.
But they are still great because they actually play instrument and sing. Modern musician cannot play nor sing. They just move their mouth rhythmically in accordance with pre-recorded tape. The reason Mich el Jackson, Madona, Britony keeping to move around stage with sexual costume is that they try to get audience attention except their mouth by audience.
In such situation, what can we hope to street musician ? I nev er blame this person for his poor memory. I nev er condemn this person for his poor technique. But I wis h this person have strong vision as a musician. No need memory, nor technique, but strong vision. Very strong vision in stead of sunglass. if you click the picture and see the last picture, you will understand what I want to say.

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