Masamania

Almost all Jap know that turtle is good food for erection like a Viagra. But almost all Jap don’t eat it because it’s really grotesque and very expensive.
I was really regretted to join hot pot party when I see dead turtle with bottle of blood that my friend brought. He tell us with smile that that turtle is very fresh because it alive few hours ago. And he said happily “of course I bring turtle’s blood too that was squeezed from this dead turtle. Very fresh blood ! .

After ripping off carapace, he pick up lots of organs from turtle’s body and throw them into hot pot. This cooking need more brave heart than technique.
While cooking, he tells me his turtle story.

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You can see lots of people who are thinking in town. Thinking must be great in ancient times. But these days thinking become stupid action. The more computers are high spec, the more computers think quickly. In ancient time, Augusta Rodin’s sculpture, “The thinker” was appreciated.

But now days, it’s just symbol of big potty style. Already the most advanced computer company, IBM’s brand, “think pad” was purchased by Chinese company, I don’t know whether USA is stupid or China is intelligent.

Japanese people regard of thinking people as just sleeping. We shout “Hetano kangae yasumuni nitari !” to adversary when adversary thinks long time in Shogi game (Japanese chess). “Hetano kangae yasumuni nitari !” means “Stupid people’s thinking seems to be sleeping..“ or “Mickle fails that fools thinks” in English.

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Tokyo Gov. Shintaro Ishihara is sued by French teacher who live in Japan. Because he said last Oct. 19: “I have to say that it should be no surprise that French is disqualified as an international language because French is a language that cannot count numbers. ([…] Because French is a language unfit for number manipulation, it is perfectly normal to contend that it cannot be used for international communications.[…])The governor uttered these remarks during a meeting of a support organization for Tokyo Metropolitan University, which opened in April via a merger of five metro government-run universities and colleges. On Friday, Berkane expressed outrage at Ishihara’s remarks. Ishihara “can say whatever he wants in private, but as governor, he should not make such statements on duty,” he said. Tokyo District Court on July 13, along with 20 other French and Japanese. The plaintiffs are demanding an apology and 500,000 yen each in compensation.
As a Japanese, I am really shame of Shintaro Ishihara’s disparaging remarks about French. I hope French people win this case. But I am really worry after getting compensation, wheather French can count number of money or not by their language.
Judging from Ishihara’s behavior, we, Jap seem to look down on French. But it’s completely opposite. Almost all Jap longing for French. And it’s one of popular dream country. French fashion brand, Chanel, Celine, Cartier, Christian Dior, Hermes are very popular. We always order French-fry instead of “Freedom fry”at Macdnald.
This guy is also one of such French lover. The book that this guy read is French language reference book. He seem to be hard French language student. But you know, French is really difficult for Jap. The reason he open his mouse widely is not for pronunceancion of French language, but for yawning. The reason he is yawing is French language study is too boring. The reason he lost his hair is French language study is too hard. The reason I hope at least he can learn how to count by French language before he dead.

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Recently there are really lots of sexual crime in Japan. because clever western people taught stupid Japanese that saying the word “Penis” and “Pussy” is crime, sexual harassment. this is the reason no Christan’s god statue expose dick nor pussy even thoug they must have it. in Christian religion, only the time you can see and touch dick is maybe confessor room. you know what i mean.
No western christian worship dick.
but in Japan, from child to old, male to femal and transexual, we worship dick, we touch dick, ride on dick and shoulder dick ! we enjoy dick at festival !
and strangely, there are really lots of foreigner at shito penis festival whose county has sexual harassment law decided by themselves. I don’t know what is good, bad, right or wrong, but I certainly know there is the truth ! I also know it must be FUCK !
click picture and Enjoy divine penis festival report !

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We are in advanced tragedy.
Before time, Japanese samurai commit hara-kiri that is suicidal belly cutting. The reason of hara-kiri is to show brave mind to irresponsible chicken people. This spirit is taken over by the kamikaze pilot who attacked American battle ship as a suicide mission like a Al Qaeda.
But now day, Jap never do kamikaze attack event thought it seem that there lots of reason to attack US more than war time. Because these days, Japanese government order us to pay tax more than kill US people. We do Kamikaze payment to government pension plan even though we know we cannot get money in future for in return from government pension.
So cutter is no relation with such Japanese traditional culture. It’s a completely new trend, new culture.
She in picture is still teen age girl. But she get a tattoo on her scarred arm that say, “life is big scale sadomasochism play. E I don’t know how such immature teenager reached to this truthful conclusion nor why she got that philosophical phrase tattoo on her beautiful feeble arm. .
Judging from her uncountable scars, she seem to be in misery. But she regard her life as a sadomasochism play that is one of method to get ecstasy. It means that her each scar must be her history of pleasure.
Japan is certainly one of rich country. But it never means happyful country.
Our happiness have lots of variety. But at the same time, our misery also must have lots of variety more than poor country.
I don’t think that poor country people willingly to cut themselves, because it is really painful and meaningless.
Japan is advanced country. Our happiness maybe advanced, but at the same time our misery also advanced. Poor country people struggle meaningfully to get food in every day life. but Japanese people struggle meaninglessly to cut ourself. Even if we are advanced, we are still in misery. We are in meaning less misery, advanced misery.
Do you still want to come to Japan ? If so, you also must be sadomasochism player. After cutting, you can experience happiness.
But Don’t cut yourself at least while using computer. There are possibility of electric shock.

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Police has really kind of vehicle. Each car must have each special task. But we cannot see these cars so many times because we don’t have so many happenings. So we just can see these cars running on the road peacefully. I hope someday, I can see these car is on duty. And at that time, I can make more great report for you. Wajajajaja.
Click picture and enjoy more Special task police cars gallery !

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In early morning, suddenly lots of police gathered. I ask one police, could you please tell me what happen ? police officer said, today is police parade. Could you please what time will it start ? and police said, “Oh, I don’t know it.?EOf course it’s lie. They seem to be afraid of information leaking to terrorism or something. Tell the truth, few week ago, I call to police department to ask about police parade information. But they never tell me exact information. They tell me only ambiguous information. this is their usual behavior.
it’s quite sad because I really love to see police.(atention; i love TO SEE police) and It’s quite unfair because when they catch and question to us, they never let us go until they can know our exact information. when they question to public people, they always regard us as criminal and keep trying to arrest by find out something criminal point in our answer for their lots of question, and if we decline to answer, they try to arrest us because of denial of police question. so we must always keep answering to police long question if we are questioned by them unluckily.
Hey, but don’t worry, I am Ninja shotter, who can take any photos and i took photos of police parade.
When I went to the police parade stage, surprisingly there were lots of camera crew. Yes, only major mass media is invited this show.
Police show started about AM 7:30 and it’s completely finish before AM 9:00. so almost all public people never notice what happen. because lots of people still sleep or start to get up in such early morning. it’s speedy and silently. This is police show.
For me who are bad man, police parade is really awesome. Surounded by lots of police is unconfortable, but it’s really important thing to know police, their uniform, and all kind of police unit. because i am bad man. You know what i mean.
Enjoy Japanese police parade.

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No people pay attention to him. this is the reason I became curious to him. He maybe homeless. he wear dirty cloth. he seem to be stinky. and what’s a fucking crap he has. It seemed a wire doll baddly made by hand. Why did he have such thing ? my curiosity grow. and when i find out some lyric on his back, my curiosity became max. it say……..

Humbly state.
Dont forget to divise to anything.
Scratch your head for anything.
Think up good idea for difficult problem
Idea is thinking. You must get it from intuition.
invention and discovery is in curiosity.
There is eye on the storn, There are vital point in diamond
Feed eye for judging human, and things.
important point is where you see.
Yours ever

P.S. Dont run away from your life nor avoid.
Take a step forword, and run toward good direction, right direction and bright direction,
Ahahahahahahaha

this is message written on back of his jacket by hand.

Apearently he is not so important person nor great person. rather he must be freaky bum who write down poem on his back of wear if he is not baseball or succer fan who boast hand writing of famous player on his shirts.

But after I read it, he seem to be great inventer. His doll seem to be crap, but it could be incredibly advanced robot.

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at a glance, it seemed that these are just nomal cars. some car is very old so it cost lots of money to be just good condition to run. but they are spent lots of money for customise. such casuality could be cool. Turuckin is name of car culture. They customize pick up car as cool as they can. It’s maybe originally USA culture. But Jap also enjoy it. And lots of Jap people use Japanese car even though original truckin is almost USA car. If you know original trunkin, Jap trukin is maybe interesting for you.
click the picture and enjoy Japanese customise car style

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There are no naked girls, there are no boob nor pussy in these pictures. on the other hand, they wear too much. They will not be featured on USA Play boy magazine. they are far from gorgeous body comparing to USA porn actress. but i think they are sexy.. I maybe use wrongly the word, “sexy”. but I sinsit they are sexy. Enjoy elaboratly choiced sexy cosplayer !

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